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Psychic Bitch Poetry Contest 2011
Winner Got a T-Shirt!
2011
Our Winning Poem!!!
Empirical Enigmatic Emanations Endure
Emitting Emotion
Effortless Existence
Existential Embryonic Exhilaration
Enters Esoteric Empathy
Errant Endeavor
Expectation Eclipsed
Essential End Ensues
Emitting Emotion
Effortless Existence
Existential Embryonic Exhilaration
Enters Esoteric Empathy
Errant Endeavor
Expectation Eclipsed
Essential End Ensues
Comments
crabbysmoker says: Congratulations!!!
Excellent work!
Crabby
Excellent work!
Crabby
Comment Submitted on Jan 4, 2012 at 06:49:36
boss says: Congratulations mskty2005! 
Comment Submitted on Jan 4, 2012 at 06:30:35
karma says: Cruella,
Not true, I wrote a poem once that did not rhyme. "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Not true, I wrote a poem once that did not rhyme. "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Comment Submitted on Nov 24, 2011 at 19:50:17
Cruella says: Obviously the logic works extremely well. I also know you and Mike can't write a poem unless it rhymes.
Comment Submitted on Nov 24, 2011 at 10:32:51
karma says: Thank you Cruella. Don't care for your logic behind it all, butt, the
out come is correct. I did knot right this here peace for da Bos! "SLAP!!!"
Karma
out come is correct. I did knot right this here peace for da Bos! "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Comment Submitted on Nov 23, 2011 at 18:46:36
Cruella says: This was not done by, Karma. The words are spelled correctly and if Karma wrote it we would not know what it was.
Cruella D'Archangelo
Cruella D'Archangelo
Comment Submitted on Nov 23, 2011 at 18:38:46
crabbysmoker says: Karma,
You can't go through life depending on your looks alone!
Just saying....
You can't go through life depending on your looks alone!
Just saying....
Comment Submitted on Nov 23, 2011 at 16:17:33
karma says: Crabby,
This poem made me think, that hurts! "SLAP!!!"
This poem made me think, that hurts! "SLAP!!!"
Comment Submitted on Nov 23, 2011 at 16:08:29
crabbysmoker says: Don't fret your pretty little head, Karma. Just know it's good.
Bless your heart.
Bless your heart.
Comment Submitted on Nov 23, 2011 at 08:40:51
karma says: Great,
Now I have to get my dusty dictionary out, THANKS! "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Now I have to get my dusty dictionary out, THANKS! "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Comment Submitted on Nov 22, 2011 at 17:46:44
boss says: Gosh! I really likeeeeee this poem!
Cute!
Comment Submitted on Nov 22, 2011 at 15:45:49
Author: mskty2005
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In the labyrinth of my mind twas a dark and stormy night.
Lightning flashes of clarity bringing all to sight.
Each flash traced garish shadows that lined all the mental halls.
Profiling the abominations upon all the walls.
Bloodthirsty creature that forever roams never sated.
An indication that my fears would never be abated.
Through curved fangs and ravenous eyes this creature gave voice.
This monster an embodiment of tyranny of choice.
I ran in a room filled with corpses I felt certain dread.
They all said as one hedony reigns and true love is dead.
This way to salvation spoke behind me a whispered breath.
I will truly love you forever and always in death.
I fled and I flew down that horrifying darkened hall.
I ran for dear life until I smashed into a wall.
I looked up from my sprawl to see a man in this bad dream.
Our eyes met in fear as we both jumped and utter screams.
Lightning flashes of clarity bringing all to sight.
Each flash traced garish shadows that lined all the mental halls.
Profiling the abominations upon all the walls.
Bloodthirsty creature that forever roams never sated.
An indication that my fears would never be abated.
Through curved fangs and ravenous eyes this creature gave voice.
This monster an embodiment of tyranny of choice.
I ran in a room filled with corpses I felt certain dread.
They all said as one hedony reigns and true love is dead.
This way to salvation spoke behind me a whispered breath.
I will truly love you forever and always in death.
I fled and I flew down that horrifying darkened hall.
I ran for dear life until I smashed into a wall.
I looked up from my sprawl to see a man in this bad dream.
Our eyes met in fear as we both jumped and utter screams.
Comments
karma says: Cruella's igloo! "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Karma
Comment Submitted on Dec 27, 2011 at 19:07:01
boss says: Another poem. Just in time!
Interesting interpretation of Cupid.
Comment Submitted on Dec 22, 2011 at 17:20:45
Author: darkling
One hair, two hair, now three and four
After the first, I guess I opened the door.
Six, seven, eight
Gotta get my glasses. Wow, This is just great!
Now it's time to start-let's begin
To get these damn hairs off my chin.
I'll get some dye and mystery cream
Before to long I'll look like a dream.
A hot Cougar is the goal!
After I find my teeth I left in a bowl.
I now have more bags than Samsonite
Maybe Preparation H will make them tight.
Gravity is not helping, she's a bitch
I'll go to the Doc and get a stitch.
Why is getting older such a drag?
Holy Cow! I look like my mother, the old hag!
After the first, I guess I opened the door.
Six, seven, eight
Gotta get my glasses. Wow, This is just great!
Now it's time to start-let's begin
To get these damn hairs off my chin.
I'll get some dye and mystery cream
Before to long I'll look like a dream.
A hot Cougar is the goal!
After I find my teeth I left in a bowl.
I now have more bags than Samsonite
Maybe Preparation H will make them tight.
Gravity is not helping, she's a bitch
I'll go to the Doc and get a stitch.
Why is getting older such a drag?
Holy Cow! I look like my mother, the old hag!
Comments
karma says: And to think That Cruella goes for that look! "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Karma
Comment Submitted on Dec 20, 2011 at 21:40:59
boss says: Wow! A Poem written for ME!
New Poem in the Contest!
Comment Submitted on Dec 20, 2011 at 16:47:39
Author: crabbysmoker
To ask or not to ask that is the question....
Why ask a question?- when the question is obviously answered.
Why answer the question? when indeed it needs no answering.
Ask yet don't expect your answer to contain pink smoke.
Answering is easy when the question is asked.
Therefore, to sum it up why ask if answering becomes your question?
Must I ask? or have I answered your question?
In conclusion, to ask or not to ask that is your answer.
Why ask a question?- when the question is obviously answered.
Why answer the question? when indeed it needs no answering.
Ask yet don't expect your answer to contain pink smoke.
Answering is easy when the question is asked.
Therefore, to sum it up why ask if answering becomes your question?
Must I ask? or have I answered your question?
In conclusion, to ask or not to ask that is your answer.
Comments
Cruella says: Karma,
You are always confused.
Cruella
You are always confused.
Cruella
Comment Submitted on Dec 17, 2011 at 22:53:05
karma says: Boy am I confused! "SLAP!!!"
Love though!
Karma
Love though!
Karma
Comment Submitted on Dec 12, 2011 at 17:21:13
boss says: Questions? Answers? Are they real? New poem in the poetry contest! 
Comment Submitted on Dec 12, 2011 at 14:30:58
Roses are Red
Much like the wine that I quaff
As I pray to the Goddess
"OH Please let his penis fall off"
They might be red but Daffys are yellow
As the lady next door ask where's my "fine fellow"
"Fell off a bridge or under a truck
Honestly Mrs S I don't give a f***"
"Maybe he's found another daft fool
To be good and obedient, someone he can rule"
"Now, my dear he'll be back you'll see.
And then you will feel like your heart's filled with glee"
"Not likely" I say "he's more likely to perish
While doing the work he enjoys with such relish"
"Oh no surely not, he'll be safe don't fear now my Ducky"
As I mutter under my breath "Probably cos I'm just not that lucky"
Much like the wine that I quaff
As I pray to the Goddess
"OH Please let his penis fall off"
They might be red but Daffys are yellow
As the lady next door ask where's my "fine fellow"
"Fell off a bridge or under a truck
Honestly Mrs S I don't give a f***"
"Maybe he's found another daft fool
To be good and obedient, someone he can rule"
"Now, my dear he'll be back you'll see.
And then you will feel like your heart's filled with glee"
"Not likely" I say "he's more likely to perish
While doing the work he enjoys with such relish"
"Oh no surely not, he'll be safe don't fear now my Ducky"
As I mutter under my breath "Probably cos I'm just not that lucky"
Comments
Wrath says: Here is my Roses are Red poem
Roses are Red ,
Violets are blue,
Send the next one in im done with you!
But I rather like yours more
Roses are Red ,
Violets are blue,
Send the next one in im done with you!
But I rather like yours more
Comment Submitted on Dec 12, 2011 at 20:49:10
karma says: A poem that starts about Spider. Now that is good! "SLAP!!!"
Karma
Karma
Comment Submitted on Dec 12, 2011 at 17:22:47
boss says: Awwwww! Can't help but love this one. 
Comment Submitted on Dec 8, 2011 at 15:50:33
Author: b.bythesea
Karmic transactions are what we reap
Karma's account for all it keeps
What goes around comes back indeed
Remember, be wise it's what you need
Time is no consequence for karmic debt
No matter what you do payment will be met
Karma's account for all it keeps
What goes around comes back indeed
Remember, be wise it's what you need
Time is no consequence for karmic debt
No matter what you do payment will be met
Comments
crabbysmoker says: Very nice!
Crabby
Crabby
Comment Submitted on Dec 1, 2011 at 05:37:37
boss says: I'll bet that Karma give this poem a high score! 
Comment Submitted on Dec 1, 2011 at 03:41:24
Author: Mocka


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