Answer from Bitch in Pink
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By Linda L Kaye

THE AWAKENING of the sexy goddess within me was quite unexpected. The beginning of the awakening began in November 2004 at the tender age of 54 when a relationship I was in came to a sudden halt. I was extremely inhibited with him due to having been hurt very badly by previous relationships, from being a Goddess in Menopause, and from my own self created issues from childhood. All that amounted to “an almost non existent sex life”. I had made a decision somewhere along the way that sex no longer mattered to me. The only problem was it mattered to the man I was with. We never really talked about “my lack of enthusiasm” even when it ended, but I knew the exact moment when he reached “the fed up moment”.

When you look at it from a positive angle, I wouldn’t be where I am today if the relationship hadn’t ended. I went into an immediate emotional tale spin and then made a decision to take a series of love, sex and intimacy workshops. In 2005 I flew all over the country taking workshops every other month and ended up taking 6 workshops. This year I’ve taken one. My experiences with those workshops were transformational for me. AND I AM STILL GROWING. What’s exciting is that I am excited about sex and intimacy. Out of these workshops also came a book that I wrote called SEXY LOVE AFFIRMATIONS. This book is on affirmations is the form of recipes for creating greater, love, sex and romance in relationships. My book was published in January of 2006.

Although I was raised by a wonderful loving Jewish, I took on her guilt and negative feelings about sex. I grew up believing that sex was “bad” and not to be enjoyed. I was raised by a mother who taught me to be ashamed of my imperfections-my funny toes, my curly hair, etc. She was saying silently-cover up, hide your body I believed in what she was trying to tell me until I discovered the nudist lifestyle and the freedom of being ME-not having to be perfect. Although the nudist lifestyle has nothing to do with sex, it has helped me to accept my body

STEPS TO AWAKENING THE SEXY GODDESS WITHIN YOU.

1 Get to know your body. Be alone with your body and explore. Throw away those old ratty nightgowns, sleep in the nude and express your inner sexy Goddess. Buy some satin sheets or very high thread sheets and let your body become one with the sheets. Know your beautiful yoni. Your Yoni is another name for your sacred place- don’t be afraid of the part of you that can feel sexual feelings- more than you ever dreamed possible.

2. Sexy is a feeling within ourselves. We carry ourselves to the way WE believe we are. We could be wearing the most boring unattractive clothing, but we truly believe we are sexy, it glows within us by the way we walk, talk and connect. Looking in a man’s eyes - really looking - without inhibition shows how sexy we are. When a woman is not afraid of her sexiness, she becomes even sexier. People notice. She walks by people and they notice. There is something very sexy about her, and that something is that she knows………..she knows she’s a beautiful sensual sexy Goddess.

3. For me, the Goddess is the female version of the God within me. HE’S there to connect with if I so choose. And by divine right, so is the Goddess. I choose to embrace her; and in doing so, I believe more in the beautiful sexual woman/goddess that I am. I choose to bring the beautiful sexy Goddess within me out through praying with a white candle and through affirmations. When you light the white and/or pink candle, stare into the flame and talk to your divine Goddess as if you would God. SHE listens as does God. White is for cleansing and purity and pink is for love. Ask “her” to magnify the Goddess essence within you and to heal your fears, your insecurities, your sadness, etc. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT, and remember “she is a part of you”. Do this at least 15 minutes a day. If you would like to speed the process up, pray 2-3 times a day for 15 minutes + each time. Now in doing that, be prepared, because things will happen FAST!

4. Sing or say in the mirror EVERYDAY for at least 5 minutes a day for 21 days. (your name) you are a beautiful sexy sensual Goddess. You have a beautiful body and a beautiful yoni.

5. Erotically and Romantically feng shui your bedroom.

6. Eat chocolate and let the sexy come out in you.

Were you raised by religious parents and you feel a sense of guilt about sex? Are you a woman who feel like there is a Goddess inside of her, but you just don’t know how to access HER. Here are six steps to awakening the sexy goddess within you.

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Article from Princess Paranoia
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One of the main barriers most people learning to project face is fear. Many are afraid they may die, or may be harmed in some way due to their projection. No one has ever been harmed from this unless you call enlightenment a form of harm.

Step 1. RELAX THE BODY

This is the first and most important step to having an Out of Body Experience (OBE). This includes both physical and mental relaxation. How you choose to do this is entirely up to you, it’s different for everyone. Some sit comfortable in a chair, some lie flat on a bed. I prefer lying flat on the bed. Deep breathing exercises are a must.

Step 2. ENTER ALMOST SLEEP STATE (HYPNAGOGIC STATE)

There is no “set” way to do this-but one method is to concentrate on an object in the room. When other images start to enter your thoughts, you have entered the hypnagogic state. Passively watch these images. This will also help you maintain this state of near sleep.

Step 3. DEEPEN THE STATE

Begin to clear your mind. Observe your field of vision through closed eyes. Do nothing but this for awhile. Simply “look” through your closed eyelids at the blackness. You may start to notice light patterns. These are neutral discharges, they have no specific affect, ignore them. When they cease, you have started to enter an even deeper state of relaxation. In such a state as this you should lose all awareness of the body and sensory stimulation. You are in a void in which the only sense of stimulation is your thoughts.

Step 4. STATE OF VIBRATIONS

They can be experienced as mild tingling or electricity in the body-their cause is a mystery. It may actually be the astral body trying to leave the physical one. Even if you don’t know what these vibrations are, you’ll know when you have achieved contact with them.

Step 5. LEARNING TO CONTROL THE VIBRATION STATE

Practice control of them by trying to push them mentally into your head and down into your toes- making them surge through your entire body. Practice this until you can induce these waves on command. Once you have control of the vibrational state, you are now ready to leave the body.

Step 6. PARTIAL SEPERATION

Keep your mind firmly focused on the idea of leaving your body. One stray thought might cause you to lose control of this state. Practice by extending a limb, such as your arm, until it comes into contact with a familiar object, such as the wall near your bed. Then push your arm through the wall. Decrease the vibrational rate, then terminate this exercise. Lie still until you have returned to normal. This will help prepare you for full separation.

Step 7. FULL SEPERATION

Concentrate on getting lighter and lighter after entering the vibrational state. Think about floating upwards. An OBE will occur naturally at this point. Another way is to “roll out” of the physical body. After you have reached the vibrational state, try to roll over out of your body as if you were rolling over naturally in bed. Don’t do this with your physical body! Once your second self has “rolled out” of your physical self think of floating upward. At this point you are able to go anywhere and do anything…you will be able to travel to the past, to different parts of the world, to meet people that you have never seen before, visit with your Spirit Guide…the possibilities are endless.

Never fear that you will “get lost” or not find your way back to your body…there is a thin, un-breakable cord that will keep you connected to your physical self until you return.

TIPS

Remove jewelry…Loosen clothing but keep covered so your body will stay warm…Be sure you are in a quiet room and will not be disturbed…Unplug the phone…Turn off the cell…Tell yourself you’ll be fine…and decide where you want to travel to beforehand…

HAVE A BLAST!

LavenStar

Poetry from Karma’s Venom

Oh, the Circle I do weave
It leads to disaster, I do believe.
I take pills in the morning for pain
And yet there is nothing to be gained.

At night I want to take a hit
I want crack, just a little bit.
Just a little bit leads to more
I must see my dealer, I am out the door

My money is always gone.
It goes up in smoke or out my bong.
When the night is getting late
I realize it’s my life I hate.

Friends I have are very few
I find that only one is true.
I just hate it when I tweak
And I do it at least once a week.

Push, brillo and tube drives me mad
But how I need them, oh, how sad!
Down my lungs or up my nose
That is where my money goes.

I need it day in and I need it day out,
The endless cycle makes me want to shout,
“Oh, will this Circle ever stop?

Note from the author: This poem is public domain for all to use as they wish. Karma is hoping that a talented musician will create a song from it.

Article from Abbey Arachnid
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Aren’t you tired of doing the same old thing and confronting the same old problems day after day? Maybe it’s financial hardship, relationship meltdown or [insert your perceived torture-rack-of-a-situation here]. It is human nature to get into cycles of horror or boredom and just wallow there. We see ourselves as chained forever to the familiar and detrimental, unable to free ourselves for the exploration of new and brighter shores. I don’t know about you, friends, but this PsychicBitch thinks that SUCKS LIKE A DIRT DEVIL!!!! What if I told you there are ways to break the same worn out patterns we have trodden for years (perhaps centuries, if we are a masochist of the not-so-fun persuasion)? The keys are few: perspective, accepting certain things as Universal truth and living in accordance with Universal law. Ok, let’s try the first set of necessary realizations, shall we? (Hold onto your underpants, kiddies!)

WE HAVE CONTROL OF OUR LIFE
WE HAVE THE POWER TO ATTRACT WHAT WE WANT IN OUR LIFE
WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF WHAT OUR LIFE WAS, IS AND WILL BE

Now, if you’re willing to accept those tidbits of truth, let’s take it one step further: we are all, right now, living on the edge of greatness, poised on a precipice of excitement and change. All we have to do is take the plunge. (Ignore all the ‘buts’ going through your head right now and just go with it. Give this stuff a chance to sink in and THEN decide if I’m full of dung and crabapples!)

The Universe (your Higher Power, God, your Soul, please call it what you will) is challenging you take responsibility for your life by stepping back and taking an objective look at where and who you are in this moment. What do you see that needs changing? What do you love? Where do you feel off track and where do you feel you are in tune with the rhythms the Universe wants to play in your life? Folks, this is easy! If we are following our self designated path (trust me, we HAVE chosen every circumstances we have encountered somewhere along the line, but more on that in a bit) we feel happy, content and full of hope most of the time. But if we are off that road, we are the opposite of satisfied and we are making ourselves physically and emotionally ill in the process. After this self assessment you might ask: how do I get these less than gratifying (or downright hellish) areas of my life to a point of constant and wanton joy?

Well, we gotta learn the lessons we agreed to be confronted with in this lifetime. We come into every life with a script/contract (ok, so the French are right in saying ‘live life like it’s a movie’) that we have written. It states in basic form what we are going to learn this time around and the other Souls that are involved in this ‘education’. Now, we certainly have the Free Will to completely and utterly ignore everything in that contract if we choose! We do it all the time and it often results in mild to moderate to volcanic catastrophe! Look at your lifetime in its entirety and you will see what I’m saying. The most efficient way to learn your lessons is to identify recurring patterns in your life and break them. This shows the Universe that ‘Hey! I’m getting this! I wanna be happy! I want something different than just the same old shit over and over!’ Yes, you CAN cuss to the Universe, you will not be smited (or smote…well, no lightening bolt is going to come down from heaven and land on your noggin is what I’m trying to say) and it shows your sense of humor in the face of desparation! Even if you take that first baby step on the path to a change of old ‘habits’ the Universe will reward the effort. Try it, it works!

Next, come to the realization that the Universe is attempting to communicate with you about your chosen path and the best way to walk it. We must be diligent in spotting this Universal guidance and follow the prompts courageously. Information on how to do that can be found in my blog. The two most recent entries deal with this subject in depth and provide you with clear cut steps on hearing the voice of the Universe.

Once we have started (notice I didn’t say we have finished, just started) to break old patterns and follow guidance from Spirit, we must be very specific in telling the Universe what we want through our thoughts, actions and words. Remember, by the nature of Universal law you’re going to get exactly what you wish for and the exact mode of energy you put out (this concept is usually called Karma). This is not a threat of punishment but merely the way of the Universe. You will get the exact measure of what you expend because of the Universe’s unwavering determination to be in constant and perfect balance. So be aware, be smart and be responsible!

Now, once these three components are in motion, be prepared for change to occur. Depending on how far away you have strayed from your dream, these may not be just minor adjustments. This can lead to mega TRANSFORMATION!! Before you start ask yourself, do you truly want change? The better question: how MUCH do you want it? More than I could possibly know, you say? Then what are you waiting for, huh???? Get on it!!! Your life is waiting…

Many Blessings!
Molly (Abbey Arachnid)

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From Hillary Holocaust aka The Empress
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All hair removal methods have tricked women with their Promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair

And now… the wax.

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours:

“Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.”

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

It was one of those “cold wax” kits. No melting a clump of Hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get Warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) And you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I’m not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other Stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (”Cold wax,” yeah… right!)

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn’t the best feeling, but it wasn’t too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of Smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini li! ne, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself….

RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I’m blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!….

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I’ve only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!!!

Another deep breath and RRIIPP!!

Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out… must stay conscious… Do I hear crashing drums???

Breathe, breathe… OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it.

I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There’s no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.

CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake… remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

DANG!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. *Hoo-Hoo*?? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what To do and think to myself “Please don’t let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!”

What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!!

I’ll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered Bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???

WRONG!!!!!!!

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having! them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub…in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn’t melt cold wax.

So, now I’m stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It’s a very good conversation starter -

“So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of The tub!”

There is a slight pause. She doesn’t know any secret tricks for removal, but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, “Are we talking cheeks or who-ha?”

She’s laughing out loud by now… I can hear her.

I give her the run down, and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!!

I should be the joke of someone else’s night.

While we go! through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace…. the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It’s sooo painful, but I really don’t care. IT WORKS!! It works!!

I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair….

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE…….

ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I’m numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I’m going to try hair color…… Now thats funny . Notttttttttt

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