7 ways to Ruin a Potential Relationship Within the First Few Dates
Article from Celestial Fury
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Are you a sucker for punishment? Can’t help yourself from screwing things up? Maybe it is your hobby to call your favorite psychic and ask why he never called? If you want to completely destroy a potential relationship, here are 7 surefire methods. I GUARANTEE you they’ll work. If they don’t, your guy is a few fries short of a happy meal.
1. Sleep with him before the third date: This one’s a big DUH but I am still amazed at how many people don’t know this. This screws up the relationship in 2 ways. First, it doesn’t give him any time to get interested in you as a person. It basically defines that a relationship is about sex. The second, it convinces him that you’re a total slut. Men sleep with sluts, they don’t marry them. They’ll sleep with you, then later wonder how many people you have done this with and what kind of disease you may have given them.
2. Grossly misrepresent yourself: This one is a biggy for online dating, no pun intended. Lie about your age, weight, sending a fake picture or a picture of you from 20 years are all good ways to screw things up. I GUARANTEE he will not call you after the first in-person meeting if you do this. There are many men who don’t mind dating a lady who is older or with a few extra pounds. Few men want to date a liar.
3. Talk about Drama: Talk about all the problems you have in your life. Financial problems, disputes with your ex, family drama. Again this works in more ways than one. First off, you’ll drain him and bore him with your negativity. Second, you’ll convince him that you always have some type of problem and if he gets involved with you, he’ll inherit those problems.
4. Talk about your exboyfriend/exhusband incessantly: It’s a great way to bore him death. He may also wonder if you’re still hung up on your ex since you love talking about him so much. If you really hate your ex, he’ll also wonder if one day you’ll talk about him in this manner. Extra
points if you tell him your ex is dangerous and may come after him, is stalking you or once gave you a STD.
5. Point out your flaws: Many women point out their flaws hoping a man will contradict them. She may say, “I have a big butt” in the hopes he will say “No you don’t”. Most of the time, all this does is get him thinking “You know, she DOES kind of have a big butt.”
6. Try to push the relationship ahead: Tell him you love him. Talk about marriage and/or having children. There is a time and place for such things, but never with someone you just met. It’ll likely have him questioning whether or not you are a stalker.
7. Act insecure: Question his interest in you. Ask if he is dating or accuse him of dating others. If he gets a phone call in your presence, ask him who it was and why they’re calling. Then act as if you don’t believe him. Call him incessantly and ask him where he is and what he is doing. If he mentions going out at all, ask him who he was with and why he there, even if its just a doctor’s appointment or trip to the grocery store. Go back and ask him the same questions again in an hour. Let him know how much it upsets him that he went somewhere without you.
Posted: Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
Categories: Celestial Fury, Psychic Bitch Alerts.
Tags: date, relationship, ruin.
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