Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: luvu6, Submitted 2009-12-04 22:08:10

Question (complete): I’ve been with my boyfriend 4 6 years.I really care 4 him but sometimes I just feel like walking out.Is he really the 1 4 me?Is he cheating?Will we ever have a child?

Answer:
luvu6,

No wonder you have been with your boyfriend 46 years you are very old. I know that year you were born had to be WBD (Way Before Dinosaurs). Now as for the rest of this illiterate mess. May I strongly suggest, inspite of your jurrasic age that you learn to write things like “I care for (not 4) him.” I know where you are from that often English is not practiced but you have survived and been on this earth even before the Piltdown Man. But that means you should be more adept at English than others.

Do send a question that is written completely in the English language. Either that or my cousin, Mistress Lacey will have to come and rap your jurrasic knuckles.

If you can have a baby at your extremely advanced age then that would be a miracle.

Illiteracey is not always pretty.

Cruella D’Archangelo

From: CC, Submitted 2009-11-25 22:39:33

Question (complete): I am low on luck.. I need money VERY BAD. PLEASE HELP I AM LOOSING EVERYTHING INCLUDING MY MIND. WILL I HAVE A FINANCIAL BREAK THROUGH SOON?

Answer:
Hi CC,

First and foremost, to get back on your feet, you must work harder. I really get this part of you that is waiting on a magick answer, a miracle, and that is just not going to happen. Once you release the idea of a windfall and get your nose to the grindstone, you will be out of this hole in 6 months.I do get a move for you, so whatever is going on in that arena, it may be too late to prevent that.

Be prepared to work two jobs for awhile.

I am adding in a spell that I have used many times to work. IT WILL NOT BRING EXTRA! But it will help to take care of what is on your plate in the here and now. So for say electric bill money, that kind of thing.

Take a $1 bill and anoint it with cinnamon oil. It is best to do this in the waning moon but an emergency is an emergency. You will hold the bill in your had and focus on your NEED not your Want. Place it under your pillow and sleep with it there until you have received what your need was. I always give the dollar away randomly to someone I do not know. I feel that this keeps the energy of prosperity going and since this bill is now charged with prosperity, it will help to fulfill a need for the person you gave it to. You never know who you may be helping. It is important, I think to not know the person, to just let Spirit guide you to where it needs to go.

You are the only person that can change the way things are going. You and you alone, so get to it.

Blessings
Brazen Owl

www.shyowl.net
Schedule an in person reading with me at Esmerelda’s Treasures in Middletown Ohio! 513-217-2000

From: Urgent, Submitted 2009-12-09 08:58:17

Question (complete): Do u c us datin in tha near future ?

Answer:
My first piece of advise Urgent, is to stop using Hooked on Phonics to speak or type your questions. It shows just how much you truly care about yourself and others.

Hmmmm, will you and D be datin in da neared future????? NO!!!!! Not unless you go back to school, finish getting your diploma and learn how to speak properly. What man in their right mind would want a woman who talks and writes like you do unless they want to lower the combined IQ of the United States by breeding with you?

Believe it or not Urgent, a sign of a persons intelligence is how they speak, write and put sentences together. It is called paying attention in English class. Why don’t you try that for a bit and see if you do not improve your chances of getting a guy who wants an intelligent woman?
Belligerent Bastard

From: meka, Submitted 2009-11-30 12:34:28

Question (complete): my question is for Maharani I would like to say that I enjoyed talkin to u on blog talk radio&I know now who u r talkin about my ex is comin back next month butI dont want him anymore. My question is will david&I have a chance at datin r do u see me with the water sign david?

Answer:
Tameka
Sorry for the delay in the answer.. but better late than never.

One thing you have to understand is that the universe puts people in our lives for a reason either to distract us from being obsessed over person or re-direct your energy so that you can emphasize in different areas of your life.
If you do not want your ex than you can say “no” and there is options available.

David is the distraction you will feel attracted, he will be nice to you, he will give you respect and attention. However, I see you with someone else. Because he may ease up his attention to other places like $$ in appx 3 weeks and you will not know what to do. So you will back off.

You will have a choice between a Water sign male and an Air Sign male.
I really see that right now you need to re direct your focus to your money and other parts of your life that you now have time to straighten out. But you may want to focus on your love life which is not going to happen at the speed you want it to. And this may cause frustrations in other areas of your life. Do what you can right now and let the energy flow through the universe guidance this means let it happen naturally instead of wanting, needing etc..
Give your self at least 2 to 3 weeks to work on other things. Check back with me on psychicbiatch,com and make sure you attention the question to me. But remember the more energy you put in your love life the longer it will take to manifest.

Love life is a good distraction but love life does not have a straight and narrow path and when we get lost in the moment we loose all site of everything else..

Best of Luck
Namaste
Maharani
Cosmicpsychic.com

From: Twin, Submitted 2009-11-24 20:42:07

Question (complete): Have michael been lien to me, is there other girl that he’s been seening? should i leave him? Cause it have been alot of wierd stuff happening lately with him. Like how he leaves the room when he make a phone call or he talks really low when ever i am around. Can anyone help me with my answers plea

Answer:
Twin,

Why yes my pretty, I can help you. A blind man can read this one. He is doing the horizontal dance with a new partner. It might be a woman. “SLAP”

You knew that now didn’t you?

Karma

P.M.S. I think that even Cruella stood a chance of getting this one right. Well, 45% chance anyway.

From: Gabrielle, Submitted 2009-12-04 03:29:49

Question (complete): I’ve bottomed out at a very early age and I am scared I will not have a full life. I realize my biggest issue is self-sabotage but I do not know how to get out of my own way. I don’t recognize the person I have become and I want to know how to attract and allow pure, reciprocal love into my life.

Answer:
Gabrielle

Life is about change..
I feel compelled to help you…
Please contact me in the forum
Your lifes just beginning

Peace Viper

From: Sunshine62, Submitted 2009-11-30 08:00:06

Question (complete): I lost a ring that my husband gave me a few years ago at Christmas. The ring is gold, ruby in centre with little diamonds around it. Is it in the house? Thank you.

Answer:
Sunshine62,

Have your husband check all the sink drain pipes mainly the bathroom, that is where you will find it.

Good luck,
Cruella D’Archangelo

From: Sexyshe, Submitted 2009-12-16 18:40:16

Question (complete): I’ve been in a sexless relationship for the past four years. I hate my boyfriend’s d__k!! We have no chemistry or passion between us. Our relationship is unhealthy and I just want to go my separate way and be single and mingle. Do you see our relationship ending soon? Will i finally be honest?

Answer:
Dear Sexyshe,

Do both yourselves a favor and end this relationship right now. Do not wait for it to die an unnatural death on its on. Just end it. Now. Life’s too short to be in this situation.

Please book a reading with me in the new year so we can see what we can do to manifest a great new year for you. Hope to talk soon!

Remember, dump that guy NOW!

From: orlando27, Submitted 2009-12-23 16:29:34

Question (complete): Please tel me how to contact my spirit guides. I tell every night before i go to sleep that i want to meet my spirit guides. This technique is from James van Praagh book Talking to heaven. My spirit guides didn’t appear to me yet. Please give me a message from them if you can. Thank you.

Answer:
Orlando, I’m not giving them a message from you. They can hear you just fine. They keep trying to communicate with you, but you don’t listen very well, Ms Analytical Virgo.

You are not going to hear voices speaking to you. (If you do, you need to check into your nearest mental health facility and get some new medication.) They may not even appear in your dreams, but their messages will be there.

Their messages are all around you. They are in a song you hear, or in the words of a friend. They can even be those stray thoughts that come into your head, that you know couldn’t possibly have originated from your brain.

Its a slow process, and can often take decades.

From: The strained one, Submitted 2009-11-21 22:17:11

Question (complete): Well this has been bothering me for the longest now. Does my boyfriend of 2 years still love me even though we hadn’t talked to each other for almost 9 months?

Answer:
TSO,

Don’t let it bother you anymore. He loves you so much and he always will. That is why he hasn’t called you. Not to mention the mere mention of your name makes his skin crawl! Yelp, he’s in love alright! “SLAP!!!”

Come on my pretty, this is a pink smoke free site! You knew the answer before you ever asked it. “SSSSSLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!”

Karma

From: ymm, Submitted 2009-11-28 00:24:34

Question (complete): my husband has been in prison for almost 2 years for being an idiot. everytime something does not go his way or fast enough, or something goes wrong he threatens to leave me , he has done this more than a few times.is he serious this time or is he acting out again.

Answer:
You are sitting by the phone wasting your life on this loser and HE is the idiot? Honey… you need a reality check! You are sitting there wasting your precious goods waiting for this manchild to grow up and living in some kind of fear that he is going to dump you.

Get up off the chair, unplug the phone, and get out of this place! If you want to volunteer to raise someone else’s child, go become a nanny. If you want to have a RELATIONSHIP, then get yourself away from this fit throwing 2 year old, put on your big girl shoes, and go hang out with some adults who are worthy of your time! Once you see you are worthy of more than this pile of dung, then you will find a RELATIONSHIP… then you can actually get something out of a nice session of playing “spank the baby” complete with costumes and lollipops! *wink*

From: sissy, Submitted 2009-12-15 19:18:54

Question (complete): I hate my job lately. I think maybe I should look in a different direction but i make really great $$$$. What should i do help?

Answer:
A Taurus giving up a good salary? That’s really like a bull in a china closet.

Give up your job, and you are going to lose money. And… You will end up hating yourself even more than you hate your present job.

Rhonda’s dose of reality: Payday is always the best part of any job.

From: moonseekerjade, Submitted 2009-11-29 22:42:03

Question (complete): Hey Bitches,something has been eating at me,and because I can always depend on you Bitches to give it to me straight-wether I like it or not,I need to ask: Did ***hole cheat on me recently or what the hell is he doing,cuz I sense something isn’t right,& I don’t want to kick his a** for nothing!

Answer:
If you call him ***hole, why do you care? If he deserves it, you’re stupid to waste your time with him. If he doesn’t, keep on calling him ***hole and he just might cheat. He might go look for someone that doesn’t call him ***hole.

Kick his ass and you might end up in jail.

From: jenebear81, Submitted 2009-12-08 21:57:31

Question (complete): I was seeing my boyfriend for about 4 months and he pretty much has dissappeared from my life since november 24th. I have no idea why and I am really hurting. I have no closure and would like to know what is going on.

Answer:
Well Jenebear, he went and found himself another Turkey baster babe and decided he did not want to stick around to have to buy you an exmas gift. Yes, I said an ex-mass gift.

No Jenebear,something happened at the feast I see you all went to that made him severely embarrassed. Did he spill gravy on someone or say something really stupid? That is the problem here, something happened that day that made him feel like a little kid and he is really embarrassed. He thinks he screwed up big time and is so much into that line of thinking he does not want to talk to you or anyone else right now. Give him a little time and he will re-appear in your life.

Belligerent Bastard