Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: deedee, Submitted 2009-08-12 18:37:28

Question (complete): will me and my parter get pregnant within the next 2 years.

Answer:
DeeDee,

Don’t know about you, but, the Old Maid said she is pretty positive your partner won’t!!! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Karma

From: jos, Submitted 2009-08-07 08:18:03

Question (complete): Hello..Well my partner and I have known each other and been together for quite some time now..and what i really would like to know is where my future is headed with him, work, money..etc…..I really feel like im going no where and that im being strung along just because.

Answer:
I think if you are looking for just a future of work and money than you might want to look up a sugar daddy.

Let me know if you find one.

From: c l g, Submitted 2009-08-24 19:06:09

Question (complete): Im in love with someone i never met we text and talk on the phone.this person thinks im someone im not.when they find out the truth it will destory their life.i want this person to love me not the person they think i am.

Answer:
Clg, you don’t need a psychic. Everyone reading your question can answer you.

You are an intelligent woman, and you know what you are doing is wrong.

“Will the truth destroy their life?” Nope… Its going to destroy yours! Pluto is going to make sure of it.

Its time to tear down the old you, clg, and build another one, honest and clean!

From: kr, Submitted 2009-08-13 12:14:15

Question (complete): does my dad-who passed away 14 months ago have a message for me please? did i know jack the ripper in a past life?

Answer:
Kr

Your father is always with you
As far as jack the ripper
Not the best obsession
You were one of the police working the case
Id say leave it in the past where it belongs

Viperangel

From: JB, Submitted 2009-08-05 14:31:43

Question (complete): I met a young lady named Kellie when she was 18-19 at a place she worked. I wanted to ask her on a date but did not because of our age differences. The place closed and I lost track of her. We bumped into each other at a BBQ Friday night. I did not recognize her at first, but she told me why I knew her. Later that night she gave me her number and said to call. I called once because I do not want to sound like I am hounding her. She has not returned the call. Do I forget her and be happy we had a night of fun. Or, will I hear from her and maybe grow a matual respecting relationship?

Answer:
JB

Leave this one alone
She has someone else in her life
Not a road you want to go down

Viper

From: girlie, Submitted 2009-08-03 08:56:57

Question (complete): What is going on with my marriage? I was out of town on the 31 Jul-2 Aug. I was roaming on my cell phone, but wasn’t able to get any calls. When I entered into a place where it kicked in I had gotten 2 text msgs from my husband saying that since I wasn’t talking to him that he was going to make his move and leave for good. He hasn’t called and spoken to me or my daughter really since jun/jul and I’m baffled because he wants a divorce all of a sudden. I’ve called, texted, and even asked him to call back and I’ve gotten nothing now all of a sudden these its over text messages on sunday

Answer:
Honey as it often goes.. he was interested in leaving well before this incident. This was just the perfect excuse to get that plan in gear. Don’t lie to yourself, take off your rose colored glasses and see this for what it is. He has been distant for some time and you were justifying it. At any rate, this was not meant to last and you are going to see that you are better off without him and you two have been living apart for some time now. Now slip into that sexy bustier, and put on that bright red lipstick and go give the world what they have been missing miss sexy! Next time around, the man who worships you will only step out of line when you tell him to and only for a proper spanking *wink*

From: nookie, Submitted 2009-08-17 11:43:49

Question (complete): I was in a bad relationship and was treated badly then he broke up with me and has a new girlfriend……will he have bad karma due to what he did to me

Answer:
Let’s see… you have no name, he doesn’t either. Great, another reading on imaginary people.

Everything everyone does comes back to them, that is the way karma works. You can wait and hope something bad happens to him. While you’re at it, why don’t you think about every bad thing you’ve done, and wait for yours as well. There is not a single person on the face of this earth that is perfect. Read the rest of this entry »

From: Carla, Submitted 2009-08-10 07:33:24

Question (complete): Is he leaving his wife this time?

Answer:
Carla,

You are on crack, right? You are only a sex buddy and nothing more. The Old Maid says he will never leave his wife unless the right man comes along and you ain’t that! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

It is really sad someone is so dumb, right Cruella?

Karma

From: Nj, Submitted 2009-08-12 07:41:34

Question (complete): Is My fiance cheating on me? And if hes about to how do I stop him?

Answer:
Hey Nicole,

This is Bitch Wonder here, answering your question today. What would you do if he WAS cheating on you, if you knew for a fact he was? Would you stay? I’ll tell you that because you feel the fear in the air, and already suspect him, you’ve already answered this question for yourself. How would you stop a moving train? That’s my next question to you… well you don’t. You’ll get run over if you do. That’s not smart, and you seem like a smart girl. Life happens, and if he does, then he’s not the one for you. But seeing as though he’s already thinking about having one last “roll in the hay” on your watch, seems like a dirty dog and not worth the stress of having to worry about it. I say, you can’t do a damned thing to stop the fate of you two. You’re not ready for marriage, with this dude, he’s not mature enough to say “NO”! If he can’t say no, neither can’t say YES. And by the way, he’s entitled and feels like he can have the cake, and eat it too. So, if this is the kind of future you want for yourself, brush it off and realize he’s got a wandering eye (along with other body parts), maybe you can make sense of it yourself and have your own fun, but honestly, you don’t strike me as a “swinger” type. I say move on, this is your preview for a life of stress and heartbreak.

Create a good day for yourself!
~Bitch Wonder~

From: LM, Submitted 2009-08-08 18:33:04

Question (complete): I want to know if my boyfriend is the one. We had a fight tonight and he wants space to figure out what he is feeling for me. If its enough to continue the relationship. Is there someone else? Will he come back? We havnt broken up but he dont know.

Answer:
LM,

Let me guess. He has been impossible to be around and started arguing every little thing, even started the fight. I am right you know. That bought him the time to boink someone else. Honey, the Old Maid said, “if you want to keep this work of art, you need to dress the trollop and not the saint!” “SLAP!”

Karma

From: rsw, Submitted 2009-08-04 19:43:05

Question (complete): Am I with the man i am goin die with

Answer:
rsw,

That sounds like such a happy thought. Forget about the man you may want to live with but the one you want to die with.

Unless either one of you is planning a murder suicide pact, no you will not die with him.

Cruella D’Archangelo

From: tracylynn, Submitted 2009-08-03 18:58:56

Question (complete): will our marriage last?

Answer:
Tracylynn

You will outlive him you know that
I dont feel your really happy with this guy
Try asking yourself what you really want
You know the answer

Viper

From: cath, Submitted 2009-08-08 04:56:36

Question (complete): what am I eating now?

Answer:
Dog poop, and it looks like you’re trying to share with us.

This is a free site, we don’t play test the psychic here.

From: Meka, Submitted 2009-08-02 02:51:03

Question (complete): I just wanna know if the people that are listed are real friends and if they are not then tell me so i can cut them off. I like Quintonio a lot but im not sure its the same on the other side. I kinda messed up and became intimate with him and now im starting to see his true side. please help. and help me to know if i can tust Nichelle and Evan. thanks.

Answer:
Meka

None of them will be in your life long term
I feel you already know that…
You make better friends as you get older…

Good luck
Viper