Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: Diva, Submitted 2009-07-16 12:54:45

Question (complete): I would like to know what will happen between my ex and i.

Answer:
Diva,

You split up, what is left to say? “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Karma

From: Sahara, Submitted 2009-07-07 17:56:55

Question (complete): HOw does he really feel about me?

Answer:
Sahara,

He feels about you with his hands.

Cruella D’Archangelo

From: iwaslikeohmygod, Submitted 2009-07-11 17:12:37

Question (complete): My ex broke up with me about 3 weeks ago. I’m months pregnant and he said it was because I didn’t contribute enough to the household and I wasn’t responsible enough. I’ve seen him almost every other day since the break up and he calls or I call him each day and night. He told me that if he sees a change in me and if I become more or a responsible person, we will be back together. I’m just wondering if this is true or if he’s just lying to me for some unknown reason.

Answer:
No I do not see him lying to you. You do have responsibility problems. He is tired of doing 90% of the work around the house after work because it is apparent you do not like housekeeping. I also see that your very irresponsible with money and like to spend on other things before essentials. Read the rest of this entry »

From: DeDee, Submitted 2009-07-03 16:10:33

Question (complete): IS MY CURRENT EMPLOYMENT SECURE?

Answer:
Dear DeDee,

Not really and it is time to make decisions and move on anyway. Please contact me via my website for a private reading. Lots of jealous people around you, etc. There are things I can make for you to help you but I need to look at you first to see what is the best way to help you have a good job. One step at a time. Hope to speak soon!

From: mike, Submitted 2009-07-17 06:40:44

Question (complete): is this parole violation going to hinder me from having a life with the woman i love and should i turn myself in

Answer:
You’re wanted and you’re worried about whether or not its going to screw up your love life? Your love life is secondary right now.

You have a real problem and you need to get it taken care of ASAP. I am not telling you to turn yourself in. Get an ATTORNEY who can advise you how to best proceed with your legal problem.

If you don’t get your legal issue resolved, it will hang over your head until you do. It’s a nagging problem that is not going to go away. You can’t run forever. Its not practical and will end up making you miserable. Get it taken care of as best as you can and then worry about the relationship stuff.

From: Wiccanseer2009, Submitted 2009-06-28 17:35:47

Question (complete): Am I moving to NH (honestly do not know the answer to that), and will I find a loving partner there?

Answer:
Dear Wiccanseer2009,

I have to answer you honestly you here. All I can see right now is that you WILL find your loving partner soon enough… (by or before the beginning of the new calendar year 2010) and when the time is right. For some reason the moving part is hidden from me and that usually means that other details are still falling into place right now. But your love is coming and will arrive exactly when needed most. That I can assure you. I was pretty positive that instead of not having your question answered at all, you would at least like to know what I could tell you. Read the rest of this entry »

From: amit, Submitted 2009-07-10 10:32:56

Question (complete): what about my future life?

Answer:
Amit,

Your future life is going to be a short one I’m afraid. You are going to be a slow slug born on a train track. So is Cruella! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Karma

From: maddog, Submitted 2009-07-06 17:31:25

Question (complete): will i be successful in a writing career

Answer:
Maddog,

You will only be successful if you learn to capitalize “I,” if not you won’t be.

Cruella D’Archangelo

From: jackie, Submitted 2009-07-11 16:04:19

Question (complete): My daughter sharyce has been evicted form 3 apartments has three children that she can barely take care of and is living home with me. She had a job but losed it because of her own lazyness. Her life just seems to be going down a spiral mountain. I am so concerned about my grand children. Everything is just so unstable for her. Now that she has been evicted before from her apartment it is hard for her to get another apartment. She has really dug a hole for herself. I do my best to help her and I don’t know what to do anymore. Do you see things changing for the better for sharyce any time soon?

Answer:
She has three children at her age and is so irresponsible she has been evicted three times. She’s too lazy too work to boot. You know what you can do for her? Give her a swift kick in the ass! Buy her a box of condoms so she doesn’t make any more babies she is too lazy to take care of! If you are so inclined to raise her children, you might want to offer, because I don’t see her magically becoming responsible anytime soon. At the same time, give her nothing because you will only enable her. I honestly see an addiction here. Things are not going to change for the better until she hits rock bottom. So be prepared for the children, or at least encourage her to allow SOMEONE responsible to care for them!

From: Kaylee, Submitted 2009-07-06 09:35:04

Question (complete): Who will provide me with long-term happiness in love?

Answer:
Kaylee,

You will provide yourself with that. You should not be looking to others to fulfill your dreams.

Try growing up first, that would be a help. If you want long term happiness and love, get a cat or a dog.

Cruella D’ARchangelo

From: Wulfagar, Submitted 2009-06-27 19:09:09

Question (complete): Why does my husband resent me…?

Answer:
You have issues that you need to fix before we can answer any questions. First you say your sex is MALE, then you say your name is a girl’s name, then you say your birth place is EDITED EDITED.???. Do you think we are so dumb as see fake information? If you want a reading give us real facts not false information. We might then give you a reading.!!! I would resent you too if you kept lying..

Pandora’s Poison

From: KDV, Submitted 2009-07-09 20:08:10

Question (complete): My boyfriend broke up with me for no reason. But said he loved me and wanted to marry me weeks before. Is he out of my life forever or will he come back around. I am really confused.

Answer:
KDV,

He woke up and realize he didn’t want to feed you your oats and wipe your drool, or watch you mop the floor using your breasts as knee pads like, should I say it, CRUELLA! “SSSSSLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!”

Karma

From: Bo, Submitted 2009-06-29 16:52:35

Question (complete): Will Dave and I ever find a way to be together?

Answer:
If he wanted to be with you he would have found a way by now, honey. He is playing this for all it is worth so you won’t give him grief about not “being able to commit” to you. You need to take off the rose colored glasses and see him for who he is… a worthless dog who is not worth a good spanking! *wink*

From: DKE, Submitted 2009-07-10 05:12:05

Question (complete): Merry Meet, I seem to be having a really bad run of luck, I know most of it is some of the choices i make, But no matter how hard I try to keep on my feet another disater semms to smack me right in the face and Im barley treding above water as it is,Cant find permanent work ,i just got a car and got stopped at a check point and they told me my DL was suspended ( I wasnt aware of that) and they impounded my car 30 day hold for a ticket i got last year for no registration in the car i was driving, the car was not mine !!! so now i have to come up with all this money and Im at my wits end !!!!! I try to keep a postive outlook but S__T am i gonna get a breack anytime soon ???? I just want to be happy find a man a job all that is that so much to ask the powers that be?? Blessed Be

Answer:
WAKE UP!

You are complaining about things that are totally your own fault and asking if you are going to get a break!

Your driver’s license was suspended. How could you not be aware? They don’t do that without notice. That tends to happen when you don’t pay your tickets! Read the rest of this entry »