Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: slgs, Submitted 2009-06-09 20:02:43

Question (complete): Will the path I am preparing to go down be what I am searching for and will I sucee?

Answer:
Slugs,

If it is the path to the outhouse you seek, it is. I strongly suggest you run on your new found path for it is a long one! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

I do hope you are successful for the next trotter’s sake!

Karma

From: Enadas, Submitted 2009-05-30 10:19:14

Question (complete): I’m seeking predictions

Answer:
Well let’s see Enadas, here are your predictions…..

Next week you are going to be going for a walk down the street, and a car is going to drive by you really fast and splash you with water from a puddle, thereby giving you your first shower you’ve had in a month.

In a month you are going to be again walking down the street and a bird is going to poop a big turd on your head.

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From: monique, Submitted 2009-06-06 15:02:41

Question (complete): me and the father of my child been together it made a year june 4 and i want to know if he is a sex offender and what do you see happening when we got to court and will he step up and take care of his daughter and do he have any other babies that i dont know about is my daughter the only one

Answer:
“Is he a sex offender,” is generally something you should ask before you get involved/have a child with him. Your state has a sex offender database. Since you put your state in the private info, I can’t post the link. Go to Google, type in the search area “Name of your state, sex offender database”. That will give you a link to get the information.

As to the rest of your run on sentence, I am not going to bother answering. Maybe if you resubmit it in the form of a question, someone will answer you. If you don’t know how to type in sentences, you can learn from any second grade English book.

While you’re at it, learn how to use a condom so you don’t have to ask for free psychic readings on whether or not your child’s father will take care of her.

From: Becky, Submitted 2009-06-07 04:01:25

Question (complete): Am I ever going to have a good man and a loving relationship?

Answer:
Becky…

Its not over for you..
The happiness you want
You will find in your early fifties

Peace
Viper

From: cindy, Submitted 2009-06-25 20:36:50

Question (complete): I have been in this relationship for about a year and a half, I am having my doubts about this man and if we are going to stay together. When we are together he shows no affection towards me. He says there is no one else and that he doesn’t want any one else. So why is he so cold towards me? Will this relationship ever get better or is it going to be a dead end?

Answer:
Cindy, Ahhhhh… The Cancer-Libra combination always turns out volatile and clingy. You don’t want to let go, and he just wants to be polite.

Why is he so cold? Because he has a secret. Is there someone else? He is hopeful.

He’s not happy with you, and he’s not going to stay in the long run. But, you make is so easy for him to hang around.

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From: tichy, Submitted 2009-06-06 11:52:50

Question (complete): have i been micro chiped or forced telepathy im heaing voices not pleasent ones

Answer:
On the microchip, go to any animal shelter and tell them you want to be checked for one. It would be in the back of your neck if its there. I kind of doubt it is, but I suppose anything is possible. Maybe at some point someone mistook you for a golden retriever or sheepdog. Maybe you should get a haircut and shave.

Now if the men in white coats don’t take you from there… get off the drugs or seek medical attention so they can put you on the RIGHT drugs.

From: Mdl, Submitted 2009-05-25 19:52:01

Question (complete): will i achive finan2al rpucess

Answer:
MDL,

You will achieve nothing until you learn English and grammar.

Cruella D’Archangelo

From: reejean30, Submitted 2009-05-25 21:26:28

Question (complete): I’M MARRIED TO JEFF AND SEEING EXCELL. IN LOVE WITH EXCELL AND CAN’T STAND JEFF PLEASE HELP!!

Answer:
Reejan,

A little email advice. It is rude as hell to type all in caps, it is like yelling at someone.

If you would stop thinking with your crotch for a second, you would see that the right thing to do is stop cheating and focus on your marriage, perhaps if you would do this your marriage might improve. One of these relationships has to go, you must decide. You do not need HELP from a psychic, you need HELP from a marriage counselor.

Life is short, fly groovy
Brazen Owl
www.shyowl.net

From: EP, Submitted 2009-06-05 23:10:01

Question (complete): My brother recently became deceased and I want to know if I should be worried about the rule of 3…..should I be prepared for 2 more deaths?

Answer:
I am sorry about your brother.

Why the hell are you asking a question like this?

There is no creepy organ music on this site, and I don’t see any coffins. What makes you people think we want to look at questions like this? Just because we are psychic doesn’t mean we want to know, see or predict that someone is going to die. Stop focusing on such morbid things. Occasionally friends and family members die. That doesn’t mean its healthy to anticipate it. Why on earth would you want to know?

From: Kamilah, Submitted 2009-06-08 20:00:58

Question (complete): I have been single for 6 1/2 years would like to know when and were will I find love. I would like to know more about my job. Want to know when the money will start to flow in.

Answer:
You don’t want much for free, do you? I love a woman who is not afraid to ask questions, it means she at least knows what direction she wants to head… but when the love question comes before the stability question, it is clear she still hasn’t put on her leather corset and fishnet stockings to show she is looking for someone worthy of her. Love is something that grows out of a nice red bottom with lashes on it from a properly cracked whip

From: WeatherJoe, Submitted 2009-06-08 17:14:25

Question (complete): I’m in the early stages of a consulting business and I’d like to know what you see for me over the next couple of months.

Click the Player to listen to Karma’s Venom’s Answer

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From: mpg, Submitted 2009-06-18 07:05:27

Question (complete): my wife has started to feel that she has learnt all she can from our relationship and has been considering leaving me and our two young children to live on her own. I am doing everything i can to keep her with me and she thinks she might stay but is not sure and it is tearing me up inside. please can you tell me if my wife will stay with me until the end of our lives?

Answer:
Mpg, what in the hell have you done to this woman? I have never heard of a Virgo mother abandoning her children! Children mean everything to Virgo’s.

She is soooooooo sick of you, that she will do ANYTHING to get some relief!

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From: StormChylde, Submitted 2009-06-02 14:23:57

Question (complete): My question is simple; I’ve survived many traumatic events, and everything I do seems doomed to failure. A past life reading told me it was the result of a 5,000 year old karmic debt that is still being repaid. Do you foresee any significant change in my luck (fortune, fate) for the better, and when? Also, if you can what is my TRUE mission in life? My belief is it is to help others in anyway I can, and be a writer…do you see any progress in either or both areas, and any time frame? one last thing, every time I get extremely upset whether depressed, or angry, storms arise in my area (even my friends have noticed this… they say I have an uncontrolled talent for weather magick) is this true? Thank You; Brightest Blessings; StormChylde

Answer:
StormChylde

I do not agree with your past life reading
What a load of rubbish
seeing as you were not hitler in a past life.
You have to stop thinking that..
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From: Ah Liang, Submitted 2009-06-06 08:13:08

Question (complete): I want Diva Dominatrixx urgently to do my reading. Regarding my sister S friendship with K. Any future serious relationship between them. Thanks again.

Answer:
ooooooo I do see a relationship here, and it looks pretty steamy! It also looks pretty dramatic. Though I am a fan of spankings, the kind your sister is going to get may leave her with a bad taste in her mouth… and I don’t mean a ball gag either! She will snap out of it and find real love soon enough, until then learning the hard way isn’t ALL bad