Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: Kari, Submitted 2009-03-06 08:19:18

Question (complete): What the heck happened for my relationship with R to end so ubruptly? He was crazy about me as I was for him, and then BAM, he cuts off all contact out of the blue.

Answer:
Kari,

You are lucky I picked this up because you didn’t give birth city or time, nor any information about “R.”

Here is the skinny on this. You my dear have been had by a master philanderer. Yes, you were crazy about him and he made you think he was crazy about you, when he is crazy about himself.

I want to you to remember an old song, that is called “You were only fooling.” Found at the following link.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/you-were-only-fooling-lyrics-patsy-cline.html

You were not his first game, nor will you be his last. Just be eternally grateful that he left and didn’t take everything you had with him. He had a bigger and wealthier fish to fry.

Cruella D’Archangelo

From: shayrosa, Submitted 2009-03-10 10:44:58

Question (complete): all my life its been real hard and difficult
im not sorry for myself but tired
i could write a book sence bith about my life
im tired and drained
i feel like there are evil spirits around me something
i feel like im liveing in the dark with no direction
i feel like i need a spiritual cleansing to up lift the negitivity and evil around me
i use to feel like i had special gifts at one time
i think was special gift
i use to see shadow people
i was never sure of what it ment but that dont happen no more
im not looking for love that would be great but im not lucy in that erea relationships dont last
im not looking for money that would be great to but that would never happen
i feel like i was choosen to have a hard life
but im real tired of it
my health is very poor i have no energy and no spirit
and no luck
i guess the question that i would like to ask is can you help me
for once in my life i would like to be happy and confident with my path in life and not worry about whats gonna happen next
i would really like to feel light around me and no darkness or evil
in an order for you to understand were im comeing from i would have to tell you my whole life story and whitch is all fact not fiction
i need some kind of help im not crazy may sound it but im desperate
stress is killing me my life is killing slowly
please get back to me as soon as possible
thank you

Answer:
Ok,

I got very little from this. You’re apparently missing a lot in life, including a grade school level education. I can barely figure out what the hell you’re trying to ask.

I see where you think you need a spiritual cleansing. I’d tell you where you could get a kit or candle to do one yourself inexpensively. I see two reasons why this would be useless. The first being that given the way you typed your “question” or whatever this is, you are probably too stupid to read the instructions. The second being that given the fact you had the nerve to ask for a cleansing on a free site, you’re probably too cheap to pay for the candle or kit.

You say you’re not looking for love or expecting relationships, that it won’t happen. You’re right, it won’t, as long as you have that attitude. You say you have no luck or spirit. As long as you say that, you won’t. We all make our own luck and our spirit comes from within.

Here’s a tad bit of reality for you… everyone’s life is hard! EVERYONE has had not one but many failed relationships at some point. EVERYONE has had money problems! EVERYONE has had varying degrees of drama and tragedy from time to time. You see others that are happy and you wonder why they have what you don’t. They’re not “lucky”. They have had problems too, some worse than what you have been through. The difference is, they kept TRYING. They did not accept defeat. They weren’t weak. They didn’t allow themselves to be beaten down. They didn’t start pitying themselves or getting off on self pity and pity from others. They looked at what they did wrong the last time and changed it.

They kept trying, regardless of the disappointments life presented them with, and they eventually found happiness. That is the way nature works. The strong survive. The weak idiots fall in to self pity and self defeat because they are too SCARED of failure to get up, dust themselves off and try again. In doing that, they destroy themselves. You want to be that person, keep going the way you are.

On the cleansing, it won’t help. When the source of the problem is YOU and your own behaviors, NO spell will help. It may be easier to think that evil is the cause of your circumstances than it is to actually look at yourself objectively and change your behavior. Its all the same in the end. Spells will not change your life if you are the cause of the problem. They may work short term but won’t stop YOU from screwing things up again if you refuse to recognize what you’re doing.

From: debbie, Submitted 2009-03-05 05:21:56

Question (complete): hi there,im wondering if you could help me understand why both my children went completly off the the rails when they reached certain ages? im almost convinced my 22yr old daughter is evil,i brought her up as well as i could,(im a single parent)but she has always been addicted to telling lies about me,& making out she was always beaten & starved as a child,which is entirely untrue! but she still continues to do so to this day,she seems to hate me for some reason!my almost 5yr old grandaughter was taken off her & placed in the care of the state at 3 months old,she was shaken by either my daughter or her ex boyfriend(my grandaughters dad)& had a massive brain haemorrhage & is very physically & mentally disabled as a result of it,she even tried to blame me for that! which to this day breaks my heart! then theres my 17yr old son,he has ADHD,was always a challenge,but he was also very loving & affectionate,until a couple of yrs ago when he completly changed,& became very angry,hostile,& full of rage,he refused to take his ADHD medication,was a total nightmare in school,& he started drinking,dabbling in drugs,& being very abusive towards me,things got so bad,that i sent him to live in another county on xmas eve with his dad,who is a pathetic excuse for a dad!but i was so stressed out & couldnt take much more,since living with his dad,my son has been arrested 3 times for being drunk & mouthing off at the police! how did things get like this? is it my fault? is it my house,ive lived here 12yrs & im almost sure thats when everything started to go wrong! will i ever have some peace & calm seas? thanks,debbie.

Answer:
Debbie..

Heres some advice.. You can be the best mother in the world
And still can have assholes for children.
Ok thats out of the way…Children learn what they live..
Your Daughter is not evil.. just confused..
What happened to her as child that she felt the need to live in a fantasy world..
Her Ex boyfriend was the one who shook the child..
I understand debbie that your stressed and need a break
Keep in contact with your son, He feels deserted
Contact me in the forum on psychic bitch..
And we will see whats going on in your house..
Dont give up on your children…
They will come good

Viper

From: sonyasweets198424, Submitted 2009-03-08 15:58:23

Question (complete): Will I ever learn how to drive and if so will i ever have my own car it seems really hard for me to accomplish anything in life and impossible?

Answer:
SonyaSweets,

You should start with baby steps to make accomplishments. Try knitting, reading garden books. Maybe learn how to iron and cook better. Take a class on flower arrangements. But by all means stay out of the men’s world of driving!!! “SLAP!”

Karma
P.M.S. Before you all start, I have a driver!

From: cj, Submitted 2009-03-09 16:05:05

Question (complete): i sent emails and did not say I was going to hurt anyone but the person felt threatened. I was charged with 3 counts. I went to court the other day and the district attorney was not ready to make any kind of deal.Do you think there is going to be additional charges.

if so misdemeanor of felony

Answer:
You are SO lying, I shouldn’t even bother to reply to this.

Why are you asking for a psychic reading? This is not a question for a psychic. Get OFF your cheap ass and get an attorney. You are crazy enough that you managed to get yourself in trouble. Accept responsibility. Now you get to pay legal fees. Guess what? The court is not going to listen to your excuses or believe your lies. You are about to be FORCED to deal with the reality of your situation. So get real, get an attorney, and hope for the best. Otherwise, enjoy the 3 hots and a cot in the pokey.

From: Dwayne, Submitted 2009-03-25 13:24:02

Question (complete): Will I receive for money for myself and does my mom has a will and will I receive some money from my mom’s will??? She died recently!!!

Answer:
Dwayne, let me say, that I am so sorry for your loss. You are much too young to be orphaned.

I see that Mom did have some money, but the type of estate she had setup will not profit you as much as either of you had hoped. I’m not even sure if its some type of trust or just insurance money. But, there is a man involved, and he’s going to be controlling things.

Don’t start counting your chickens before they are hatched, or you may end up a-hole deep in debt.

From: CAM88, Submitted 3/7/09

Answer:
Cam88,

You will marry you husband that is for sure. But trust? It is not him where the trust is in question.
It is whether or not he should and can trust you. “SLAP!”

Karma

P.M.S. Feed Cruella’s tip jar. She needs the money to buy an ice maker for her ran down double wide igloo.

From: Rick, Submitted 2009-03-26 16:28:18

Question (complete): My wife Judy and I are having real problems. We separated 2 weeks ago.

Should i bother working on saving the marriage or would it be better for me to walk away?

Answer:
Rick, you have been walking away all of your life. But, you can’t help it, all that Gemini in your personality just gets bored. And… that Pisces wife of yours is, no doubt, your soul mate. She’s here to bust your comfort zones.

Well, Rick, the decision is yours. Do you want to take a hard look at your behavior and make some changes, or do you want to die a lonely old man?

Rhonda’s dose of reality: Boring is healthy!

From: Soo Moi, Submitted 3/8/09

Question (complete): F%&# ur karma idiot……useless witch ….monkey talks. Can other bitches prefered bitching or boss to answer my question. May i know why tis girl sooo lucky tat and my boss so concerned about her within a short period. Her position is above me and her boss seen always protecting her. I tried a lot of tactics to stop her…but she’s seen great. Can u bitch give me an idea how to use magic or power to destoy her or the boss. I want to see them all suffering. And another colleague, mr s. or HLK always treat me like a dog.. You know i work quite long service.

Answer:
Now Soo Moi, its not nice to talk to Karma like that. And calling Bitching Blaze an idiot was not very nice either. However, I think we just had a big misunderstanding and got off to a bad start. So to make up for it, and show you how nice we really can be, I will give you an easy, do it yourself spell to solve all of your problems at work. It’s a very powerful spell, so I probably shouldn’t be giving it out, but I will because I like your energy. Use at your own risk, I assume no responsibility if you choose to follow this advice.

This is known to be very effective in defeating all of your enemies, known and unknown.

You will need:

• Some straight pins
• A black candle (the bigger the better)
• Some Cayenne pepper and pepper oil (the hotter the better).
• A handful of sand spurs
• A hammer
• A pink wig
• A bra
• A bell

You have to make sure you do this when the waning moon is in Scorpio, or else it won’t work. Had you not had the falling out with Bitching Blaze you could have asked her when this will be, but now you’re kind of on your own in figuring out when that is. You should do this, preferably, at a time of day when a lot of traffic is going by your house or apartment as the traffic will help get the energy going.

You have to follow these instructions EXPLICITLY or else the spell won’t work.

• You MUST do this on your front doorstep.
• Take off all of your clothes. Put on the bra and pink wig. Stand outside the front door and ring the bell seven times, as loud as you can get it to ring.
• Next, you want to take the pepper oil and oil the candle. Roll it in the Cayenne pepper.
• Stick the straight pins and sand spurs all throughout the candle, so you have lots of sharp edges sticking out.
• Now ring the bell 15 more times.
• Next you light the candle.
• Now Bend over.
• Grab the hammer, and pound the candle, lit end first, RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!

Now, it is customary when someone gives you a free spell to do something nice in return. You and I both know you’re too stingy to tip me, so we won’t dwell on that. However, when you have completed the spell, perhaps before you go in the house, you could take a tube of red lipstick, write “Fury’s Bitch” across your forehead. Take a picture of yourself, pink wig, bra and all, and email it to me. I promise I won’t show anyone.

From: sherry, Submitted 3/4/09

Question (complete): Who Stole My Damn Necklace Hey Bitches,first I have to tell you-I freaking LOVE you guys,you are sooo funny and honest! I need to know,who the hell stole my shit? I am oh so tired of people or person who just can’t seem to stop f*ing with me! Thank-You,Sherry

Answer:
Well Sherry,

First you shouldn’t leave your stuff lying about, but if you look behind the dresser you will probably find it underneath.

Try to put your jewelry all in one spot that way it is easier to find.

Have you ever lost your bra?

Cruella D’Archangelo

From: hj, Submitted 3/4/09

Question (complete): Our daughter has developmental delays & is nearly always sick. She already has (unfounded) phobias, & I worry about when it’s time for her to go to school. My question is: what do you see in the future for her? Will she catch up, or will she have these concerns for the length of this life?

Answer:
HJ

Fellow Aussie..
What is going on in your home…
The child is still very young..
Indigo children are late to talk because they dont feel the need
Because they are telepathic..
Read to her.. Talk to her..
Be loving Be kind..
By the way i love her name…. Beautifully spelt
Children with different spelled names are here to put their mark on this world
And trust me your daughter will..
I feel your jumping the gun on this one.
She will be fine…

Viper

From: sonyasweets198424, Submitted 3/8/09

Question (complete): Will my hair ever grow, will my nails grow, will my skin clear up and will I ever lose weight or is a stress factor?

Answer:
Hello SonyaSweets,

Yes, your hair and skin and nails will all grow normally again. This is not a forever thing for you. If by the time you read this if you have not already seen a doctor, please do so. There is simple blood work that can be done to test your thyroid function and even though I am not diagnosing you, I am leaning to the possibility that something could be wrong with your thyroid gland. Often times, your hair and weight etc. will suffer due to this if that is the reason. You’ll be glad to know that if your thyroid is the culprit, that it is fairly easy to take care of as well. And if this a stress condition like you suggested then yes, it will go away as well but there are things you will need to do to help it along. Practice stress reducing techniques: meditation, deep breathing, exercise, yoga, massages, self-massages of the scalp and feet before bed, lavender candles etc. If you need help with other ways of finding stress relief, please feel free to contact me… I have helped many people with this throughout the years. Good Luck!

The Princess Has Spoken…

From: Phoenikx, Submitted 3/4/09

Answer:
PHOENIKX

Your entering a nine year cycle.. a important year of new beginnings
Will you ever find true love..
YES YES YES
Its not going to fall from the sky
Get out there…
Stop thinking your life is over…

Viper

From: Vorenus, Submitted 3/7/09

Question (complete): Hi, Me and this man have been going around in circles for a while now. I am gay and i think he wants to try this out, but i am getting mixed signals. I know nearly 100% that he is curious, but need to know what he wants, excatly.

Answer:
Vornus,

If you want to bag this guy, you must put him first. Not, “me and this man.”

Mixed signals means you want him, and he doesn’t want you. “SLAP!”

Karma