Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: Amanda, Submitted 1/24/09

Question (complete): I want to know which one I should choose. I really like Ryan, but he won’t ask me out. John is a guy that I can’t stop thinking about. Help me please!!!

Answer:
Amanda..

The older guy is a better choice.
Cut the young guy loose
He will only bring you heartache
Now if karma had of answered your question
You would have been slapped by now
Wake up

Viperangel

From: soo, Submitted 2/6/09

Question (complete): May i know how my boss think about me ?? Why he so care & concern for his female staff everything stand by her side and they have no romantic relationship??? Her position was above me…..I’m serving tis Company above 15 yrs???

Answer:
Soo Moi,

Her position is above you and he wants your position to be below him nothing more, nothing less! “SLAP!”

RHONDA LOVES “SANDWITCHES” VOTE FOR HER!!!

Karma

From: juds, Submitted 2/3/09

Answer:
Dear Juds,

There is a reasonable amount of potential here for this relationship to work but there are certain things that need to be dealt with first in order for your love life to be 100% successful.

I know and can feel you want this relationship to work out very much BUT you need to pull back just a bit… what I mean is, stop nipping at his heals so much and give him some room to breath every once in awhile. He also needs to work on his communication skills with you… or lack thereof.

If you both make some compromises for the benefit of this relationship, then there is no real reason why this doesn’t have a straight shot of working out happily ever after… although you must realize that between you two… there will always be a hair ball at some point…. just remember to back off a bit and help him with his communication (or find ways to get him help for that) and you’ll have just a good a chance as any of us!

The Princess Has Spoken…

From: GlamorKills, Submitted 1/26/09

Question (complete): Dreams, I’ve always had very vivid ones and I’ve also had a pattern of having dreams before significant events in my life like the passing of important people in my life. They’re always repeat themselves for about the week prior to the event. Always the same however I don’t ever seem to be able to put the pieces together until it actually happens. Then it all makes since to me. However the past few weeks I’ve been having dreams that really bother me. Usually i’ve been having them at least once a week, more often it’s like every other night. I seem to have a problem recalling dreams when I’m really tired before I go to bed & that’s been an often thing b/c of my job. The thing about these dreams is they aren’t a;ways exactly the same. They don’t always involve the same people and they haven’t all had the same setting. However all of them have been set in a place that I know. Old neighborhood, school, job, current job stuff like that. The one constant is that I eventually have someone pull a gun on me. Sometimes it happens more then once in one dream. A lot of them time I end up running for my life. It’s the gun tho thats bothering me because it always seems to be the same gun and I can picture it in my head even now. I’m just wondering what they mean, if anything. Thanks so much lady’s

Answer:
GlamorKills,

Guns in dreams can mean many things but in your particular dream, as it is always causing you to run for your life and the gun is pulled on you in a familiar place and is the same gun.

The gun is warning of arguments or struggles either within yourself or arguments with other people. As it is happening more than once in the same dream, means disagreements with different people if it is in different places in the dream.

Your relationship is not going where you want it to go and you are seemingly not happy in your job. I would say that because of these dreams these problems will likely come to head within the next month.

As for your running for your life, you are trying to avoid these disagreements, and trying to run from them. You are also running from you doubts and internal struggle with what you are felling. Face them head on and get everything out in the open, confront the relationship and perhaps even look for a new job. The gun is conflict and as the dream increases in intensity, so will your anxiety. Head it off at the pass and confront your problems then the dreams will decrease and if you solve the problems the dream will go away.

I get the feeling your boyfriend is one of the ones holding the gun and I feel your relationship is about to end, sorry. Cruella D’Archangelo

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From: CLP, Submitted 1/22/09

Answer:
CLP

You wont make a 6 figure salary
However you will be more than happy with what you do
Ambitions are great
However never lose sight of whats really important

Viperangel

From: RenegadeEagle, Submitted 2/12/09

Question (complete): I need income, everything I try falls short. Been Scamed too many times. Will I get an income going soon?

Answer:
Take a deep look at why you are being scamed.. It couldn’t be because you are careless now would it? Come on, this day and age most on the interenet are scammers and you played into their hands without checking them out first. So of course you are going to be in the short fall.. Shame on you for not checking .. I would think you have learned your lesson, and until you do you will always fall short. Take some time and check out a company or people before you invest and spend time trying to make money by them. You only have one person to blame and that is you, shame, shame !!! I do see an income coming in but you do have to do your homework to make it work.

Pandora’s Poison

Life is not a box of chocolates but like a jar of hot peppers that will come back and bite you in the butt..

From: d, Submitted 2/9/09

Answer:
D,

You are kidding right? NO! Very few people prosper from gambling and they usually spend it back into gambling. Work pays off more efficiently than gambling.

Think in reality

Life is short… fly groovy
BrazenOwl
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From: SAS, Submitted 2/5/09

Question (complete): Well, here I go again with a question that I am sure you get bombarded with, and perhaps is tired of answering by now. Nonetheless, I have a good friend, that I have knwon for the past 7 mos. We met thru our children, and we meet up so that they can play, quite often. I am finding myself totally smitten by this gentleman and would love to see this grow into something much more than just a friendship. A little insight is greatly appreciated. I dont want to scare him off, cause certainly a friendship with this great man is better than nothing. So my question is : What about LOVE???? Any suggestions and guidance is greatly appreciated. SAS

Answer:
Sas,

There is no better relationship than friends. Love without friendship is nothing. “SLAP!”

Guidance? Low top shirts, short skirts, lite the fire under his ass, and VOTE FOR RHONDA. Suggest getting a bite to eat after the children finish playing. Come on, you know what to do!

Karma

P.M.S. if you don’t VOTE FOR RHONDA, you will surely lose him altogether.

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From: scorpionlady, Submitted 1/25/09

Question (complete): i was talking and writing this man, bruce, for about 6 months. we made plans to meet and he said he had feeling s for me, etc. he told me this jan.1.2009. i said yes, we should meet, as we had talked so long. it took about a week for him to stop all contact with me. wouldn’t answer my messages etc. so i deleted him from my friends, as i am not going to be ignored. i thought he was the one i would be with. can you please help me out here? was he just playing with me or did he have any good intentions and something happened? obviously he isn’t meant to be with me, i just wanted to know what happened. will i meet my real man anytime soon? i am tired of all these crumm bums i keep attracting. thanks for your time.

Answer:
Scorpionlady,

Well Bruce, or whatever his name is; as his name is probably Jim to one woman, Don to another, and whatever other names and places he can drum up to the many women he is playing online games with.

You called his bluff so he had to hide as is par for these internet game players.

NEVER ever think that you are meant to be with someone you have never met. Assume nothings, if he seems too good to be true then he is too good to be true. I bet he called you from a cell phone or a calling card, I bet you could only talk to him at certain times and days.

He had no good intentions and is probably married or living with someone. He asked you questions about what your job is, if you own your own home, etc. He was mapping out if you had enough money for him to scam you.

Hon, there is a plethora of crumb bums out there and don’t expect to find a good one online. The possibilities are rare for that. I don’t see anyone in the next two months.

Cruella D’Archangelo

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From: jd, Submitted 2/4/09

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Answer:
Which john? I am sure you have a hard time keeping track of all of them.

Close your legs and get a DNA test. If you don’t know, you’re a slut. A DNA test is a small price to pay for your son to know who his father is, legally and for sure.

From: moon, Submitted 2/6/09

Question (complete): of all the men in my life which one is it that that would be best suited to me the libra, gemini, or the capricorn

Answer:
Dear Moon,

An astrological sign is nowhere near enough information needed to determine whether a man would be worth your while or not. You have way too many guys to look at to be answered in a single free question. Please book a private reading with me at my website so we can properly look at all these men.

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Angelina

From: monkey, Submitted 2/3/09

Question (complete): I would like to know if my grnadmother who passed away is with me wherever I go

Answer:
Monkey,

She will go with you everywhere she chooses. But give me a break, the bathroom? “SLAP!”

Karma

P.M.S. Maybe Cruella will go with you, but not RHONDA! VOTE FOR THE CAPS LADY RHONDA, Not that Cruella.

From: dan, Submitted 1/21/09

Question (complete): i feel my girlfriend danielle has cheated on me and still is were having a baby girl soon and idk if its mine i leave for he marine corps soon this monday and i need to learn the truth idk what to think any more i think she cheated on me in potsdam and idk if i should believe her or not please help me ?

Answer:
Dan

your both too damn young
children bringing up children
i dont beleive shes cheated on you
get a DNA test as soon as shes born
you both are bringing a child into this world
tough luck buddy… sacrifice time
not only for you but her as well
you both should try being good parents
best of luck…

viperangel