Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: sparkle, Submitted 12/14/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (complete): my husband and i are having money problems..and bills are getting to heavy for us ..when will we come into some money..

Answer:
Bills are heavy for everyone right now. I do not feel that a check is going to magicakally knock on your door, so as far as coming into money… the time is never. But you can choose to work more and increase your income in that way.BrazenOwl
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From: DeeDee, Submitted 12/16/08

Answer from Viper Angel
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Question (continued): and am wondering if I should take it to the next level. As in freelancing on a regular basis.

Answer:
Deedee

Riddle straight back at you.

Give it a shot.

You’ve nothing to lose.

Very cryptic of you

Viperangel

From: JNG, Submitted 12/19/08

Answer from Celestial Fury
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Question (continued): and i was wondering if he still has feelings for me?

Answer:
So he got fired, what does that have to do with whether or not he has feelings for you? If the only reason he was talking to you was that the two of you worked together, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist or a psychic for that matter, to figure out that he does not care.

From: NINA, Submitted 12/15/08

Answer from Viper Angel
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NINA

Your relationship feels very on/off to me.

ask him

Viperangel

From: tinkerbell, Submitted 12/17/08

Answer from Celestial Fury
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Question (complete): Hello Bitches, I am writing u again because I have been having terrible luck with money for years and it seems to keep getting worse as time goes by. It has gotten to a point that I may not be able to buy gifts this Christmas for my loving neices and nephews. Im not a greedy person, I just need the basics and it seems Im having a hard time making ends meet. I even moved back home to try and save and still have yet to do it because I have to fix the house and have been spending all of the extra money on materials. I couldnt even buy two of my newphes birthday presents this year because of stuff that happened with my car. Everytime I think that I will have some extra to do anything for myself I have something else to pay. Im gaining weight and I cant even buy new clothes, I just split one of my only few work pants this morning, LOL!!!!! I have applied online for a second job, but nothing has come up!!! Please let me know when things should get better for me, or if you could give me advice on what I should do right now to make life a little easier. Please answer my question!!!!!

Answer:
Ewww. Well, you don’t have a lot to work with but what you do, you seem to piss away. I see where you have good intentions, so I do feel for you. You do, however, need to face the hard reality that you have to change your lifestyle to fit your finances until you’re able to improve them. Calculate the amount of money you have per week or month, designate what you have towards what is most necessary first. You NEED a roof over your head, utilities, basic food, etc. Next look at what you kind of need, cell phone, internet, etc. Gifts or luxuries are last on the list. NO impulse buying! No eating out, especially on a whim and no buying unnecessary items for yourself or others. If you want to give gifts to your nieces or nephews, try homemade gifts which mean a lot more, or give them something from dollar tree. I hate to sound like a cliché but its the thought that counts, and for your own survival, you cannot spend money you honestly NEED for your bills on a gift for someone else. You NEED the money, give a small gift from your heart instead, one that will not take away from getting your finances in order.

On a last note, you’re gaining weight and splitting your pants? If you’re getting FAT you’re eating too much. So how does that tie in with being broke? Food costs money and you need to realize that and get yourself down to a moderate amount for both your health and finances. Indulging yourself will not make things better, its part of the discipline you need to learn overall.

From: Calendula, Submitted 12/16/08

Answer from Viper Angel
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Question (complete): I am inquiring about the above mentioned person, because I am scared out of my brain that he gave me HIV/AIDS. I have many symptoms that point to this disease such as thrush, bad acne that will not go away, joint aches, swollen lymph nodes. I am terrified to go get tested. Can you tell me if I should be concerned or am I just paranoid. Please be truthful with me. I am so terrified that this man gave me hiv/aids that I think about it constantly

Answer:
Calendula.

Truthful, why are you putting yourself through this honestly?

Go have a test, nothing anyone will tell you here will alleviate your mind

In the future use protection.

Viperangel.

From: thumper, Submitted 12/13/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): when will i get a car? will me and sedon ever reunite. are me and djuan for real? will diane change?

Answer:
Thumper,

When, when, when, will, will, It is all about you! I know you won’t believe this, but the sun really doesn’t set on you. “SLAP!” Are you greedy or what!

You will be happy when you get your money until it is all gone of course. “SLAP!”

The car will come after you get the money, or do you want someone to buy that for you too? “SLAP!”

How can you be happy with anyone, when you want to unite with someone that you might have as long as the money holds out? “SLAP!”

Diane will change into a butterfly as soon as you are out of her life forever! “SLAP!”

Now dry up those false tears, my pretty, and buy yourself a heart first with your money! “SLAP!”

Karma

P.M.S. At least let the poor soul die before you have the money spent! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!” Now take that hate vote someplace else, I don’t want it!!!

From: Johnny, Submitted 12/16/08

Answer from Viper Angel
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Question (complete): I have been in love with this woman and her with me for a long time and involved with her for even longer. I whant to marrie her and I think she whant the same thing but I cant seen to get her to leave her presant situation. Will she ever leave him or will he suddinly take ill and leave permintaly or for any other reason will she ever be single

Answer:
Dear Johnny Be Good

You want the other man to take ill and leave permanently

Not very good karma your bringing on yourself

She’s not being held against her will.

Ultimatum time don’t you think?

Do you want to wait for her forever and waste your life

Johnny try waking up to yourself. your not getting any younger

The ever impressionable Viperangel

From: S L, Submitted 12/12/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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SL,

Dating someone, no. Eli has many chickadees he is using. “SLAP!”

Now you knew that and yet you came here to hear otherwise. Shame on you thinking we would tell you anything but the truth.

Who is this other fella I see in your life? Could it be he is why you wanted to find out about Eli’s love life. To clear yours? “SLAP!”

Karma

P.M.S. I don’t want your vote either!!!

From: andie, Submitted 12/14/08

Answer from Celestial Fury
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Question (complete): two days ago against my better judgement, i went to a christmas party. i only intended to stay for a beer or two & leave. my daughter had surgery two days previous & i wanted to get home to her. i hadn’t had a whole lot of sleep the night before either. i went to the party & ended up getting pulled over for a dui along with four other citations. i already have like 6 points on my license and am fearful that i will not be able to have this reduced and could lose my license for some time. let alone, they will probably drop my insurance at this point. i am scared to death how this will turn out and humiliated with myself for being so stupid in the first place. do you see any positive outcome of this whole nightmare? right about now i need a miracle.

Answer:
You get a lecture first, and then you get your answer. When you drink and drive, regardless of what your intentions are, you not only put yourself at risk, you put everyone on the road around you at risk. You could kill someone’s mother, brother, or child. That is REALITY and it happens all the time. It does not matter if you did kill someone or not, you COULD have. What you did was the equivalent or playing Russian roulette with the barrel pointed in any direction.

It does not matter if you “intended” to only have a few drinks. What you did in fact was have a few too many, and you could have killed someone. When you drink, it breaks down your inhibitions, as I am sure you well know. You might have 1 or 2 drinks and it leads you to thinking its ok to have more. Once your judgement is impaired, you may think its OK to drive. Every responsible person has a plan in place to get home. If you don’t, call a cab, even in your impaired state of judgement. If you can’t afford a cab, sleep on the sidewalk, its better than risking killing another human being.

You mention your daughter had surgery and you wanted to get home to her. Is that your justification for driving drunk? You’re just being a good mother? If your daughter just had surgery, why would you leave her to begin with? Seems pretty crappy. Then to use her as an excuse? You would not have needed to “get home” to her if you hadn’t have left her to go out drinking in the first place.

Ok, here’s your reading. In some ways you get off easier than you should, but you still have to pay. This is going to cost you money. Its is not the worst thing that you fear, but you do end up having to pay a significant amount of money. I don’t think you’ll totally lose your license and I don’t think you’ll go to jail. But you will put in a lot of time and effort to resolve this, and I hope this is your wake up call to not do anything so stupid, selfish and irresponsible in the near future. Learn from this, because if you keep it up you will suffer severe consequences.

From: Tony, Submitted 12/15/08

Answer from Viper Angel
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Question (complete): The woman I love, Ginger and I have been together for 8 months and I’m sure we have both seen each other as the one we want to grow old with.We were good and happy. But in the past fews months things went down hill. There seems to be this negative energy bothering us… And well that added with the stress of me being layed off for a few months,us living in a small studio, and me being open about my insecure feelings on her ex John, (whom has also been a mutual friend for years..) caused her to break us off around 3 weeks ao. The contact in person/online has been sporatic. She and I had a recent talk about getting back together once her work and my work were secure. Well needless to say she has been starting fights for no reason and has been mean in general, not even wanting to be physical. I found out last nite while we were out at a bar that she has been hooking up with her ex these past weeks( they dated off an on for years..and still friends) I was crushed She said this in public and in front of him too. Turned out she had intended on meeting him there. I didn’t fight. I just asked if it was true..he said yes.He said “I know how Much you love her, so fight to get her. I’m just her best friend) It doesn’t seem that she wants me to fight… Bottom line she felt the need to hurt me. But I know we still love each other? Is there hope for us? Is she confused or am I just an idiot for having hope? Thanks.

Answer:
Tony

How much hurt are you willing to put up with from ginger.

She will come back eventually.

However I’m not sure you will want her then.

Silly girl.

Viperangel

From: LB, Submitted 12/10/08

Answer from Celestial Fury
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Question (complete): I HAVE 2 MEN IN MY LIFE BOTH OF WHOM ARE SERVING PRISON SENTENCES, THE FIRST MAN IM IN LOVE WITH AND VISIT HIM ONCE A WEEK HE WILL BE REALEASED IN 2011 HIS CRIME WAS ARMED ROBBERY WHEN HE WAS 18, HES BEEN SERVING TIME TEN YEARS. THE SECOND MAN IN MY LIFE I LOVE BUT AM NOT IN LOVE WITH , WE MET THROUGH A PEN PAL SITE AND HAVE NEVER MET, JUST PHONE CALLS AND LETTERS, HES OUT OF STATE. I WAS WITH HIM FIRST THEN WE BROKE UP AND I GOT WITH THE 1ST MAN BUT THE SECOND MAN STILL BELIEVES WE ARE GOING TO BE TOGETHER WHEN HE COMES HOME NEXT YEAR , I HAVENT TOLD HIM IM WITH THE MAN IM WITH NOW OR VICE VERSA,HE IS SERVING TIME FOR A GUN CHARGE AND HAS BEEN IN PRISON 5 YEARS. I WANT TO BE WITH THE 1ST MAN IM IN LOVE WITH BUT IM VERY AFRAID AND UNSURE OF THE CHALLENGES WE WILL FACE IN THE FUTURE DUE TO ME STAYING WITH HIM WHILE HES IN PRISON, SO I HOLD ONTO THE SECOND MAN JUST IN CASE ALTHOUGH I KNOW THIS ISNT RIGHT I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHOS BEST FOR ME ? WHO DO I BELONG WITH, I KNOW ONE IS MY SOULMATE, I FEEL IT IM JUST UNCERTAIN OF WHICH. PLEASE HELP !

Answer:
ARRGH! STOP it with the caps lock! Learn to type. I’d ask if you’re stupid, but after reading your question the answer is obvious.

Neither of these men are your “soulmate”, that is just a delusion you have. You’re a real space cadet, and you have low self esteem. Have you ever asked yourself why you involve yourself with criminals? It might be a good time to do that.

You don’t need to worry about either really. If you choose one, he will not be with you when he gets out, he has others. The other will mooch off you for awhile and then choose greener pastures. Honestly, you need to seek professional help because you really seem to love unhealthy relationships.

I predict when these… Ahem.. “relationships” *giggles* blow up in your face, you’ll find a new loser to attach yourself too and you’ll be writing again, to ask us if HE is your “soulmate”.

From: HT, Submitted 12/15/08

Answer from Viper Angel
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Ht

you ask the question about your relationship working in 2009

You want it to work, so work on it.

Give it time and don’t push it

Viperangel

From: live.laugh.love, Submitted 12/15/08

Answer from Viper Angel
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Live.Laugh.Love.

Why would you want to stop talking to him

if you don’t get your way.

keep your friendship

Viperangel