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she used me as a sperm donor. I have never seen my son.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

From: Belgarion0369, Submitted 11/16/08

Answer from Rhonda Reality
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Question (complete): I met this woman who turned out to be a using, coniving wench. Basically she used me as a sperm donor. I have never seen my son. She got a bogus restraining order against me where even the magistrate called her a liar but due to a loophole in the law the order was granted. She falsely even accused her husband of rape. I am on disability but am working my way off of it through my nature and wildlife photography. This is a multi-part question. I want to know if I will ever be with my son? Will this woman pay for what she has done to me and my son? Will justice ever prevail and she get’s what she deserves for all the lies she has told the courts? Will my business take off so I can afford to get a lawyer and get my son from her?

Answer:
Belgar, I saw your question last week when I logged in to answer my weekly question, and I thought after reading it, “Na, let someone else answer him.” Well… its been a week and no one has picked up your question. So, I guess you need a reality check, Rhonda’s style.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know, women your own age won’t have anything to do with you, because they see you as the selfish, lying, son of a bitch that you are! So, you chase after women young enough to be your daughters. And, then you call THEM “coniving wenches.”

Tell me Belgar… Do you drink? You sound like an alcoholic. All of your problems are everyone else’s making, and not of your own doing. I wonder what your ex has to say, and I don’t mean the little “wench,” I mean the real woman you married and raised children with.

I don’t see any big money coming your way. And, what money you do get, you will spend as fast as you get it. Its not your fault. Its all because people take advantage of you… Right?

As far as hiring an attorney and getting custody of your son. First… You have to prove he is your son, and that may not be true. Then you will hit a double edged sword, because if you do prove he is your son, then child support will be ordered.

Think about it, Belgar. What judge is going to give custody of a baby to an old man, without a wife, who drinks, and the baby’s mother is in fear of her life when she is near him?

Rhonda’s dose of reality: Looks like reality just bit you on the ass, Belgar. Hahahaha!

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Right now it’s just on a sex level

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

From: Reigh, Submitted 11/15/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): I currently have a man named Mark that I’m seeing. Right now it’s just on a sex level. That’s what it’s always on with the men I deal with, and I don’t know why. i always have good chemistry with them, great conversations, but when it comes to taking it to a relationship, I never get one. So my question is, with Mark, is it going to become a relationship, or am I wasting my time on another sex buddy?

Answer:
Reigh,

Your “relationship” is no different than mine, the president’s, Tin Man’s, gay or straight people. The cure is the same. When you meet (not meat) these men folk, keep it at what you do best, talk, get to know one another, keep your legs crossed and keep his in his pants as well! “SLAP!”

Sex does not help build relationships. It almost always destroys them in the early stages.

Quit putting your mule in front of the cart. Build a relationship, and maybe then you can compare ego sizes. “SLAP!”

Right now you are being used by everyone who knows an easy mark when they see one.

You need to get some self respect before trying a relationship.

As for Mark, why would he want a relationship with you when all he wants is to blow off steam? You are there to do it for him. You are what we call, a plaything, toy, sex slave, and an in between. Did I forget slut and whore? “SLAP!”

You Neigh, give the “community” a really bad name.

You my dear can call me Queen!

Karma

P.M.S.
If this doesn’t work out for you my pretty, you could try one of those other bars! “SLAP!”

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every time I meet with a medium they can not give me a reading

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

From: Moon Lover, Submitted 11/15/08

Answer from Celestial Fury
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Question (complete): Why is it that every time I meet with a medium they can not give me a reading, am I not suppose to know about the other side? I even had a medium that never showed up for our scheduled appointment. AM I doing something to repell them?

Answer:
I think you need to stop ordering from the “99 cents menu” as far as mediums go. Most ethical psychics will read you as long as you are not trying to avoid paying for their time. If they can’t help you, they’ll let you know and send you to someone else. Very few will ignore you if you have good intentions.

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How long will round 2 with Brandon’s Girlfriend last

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

From: msmonkeygirl, Submitted 11/5/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (complete): Hi there. My Question is: How long will round 2 with Brandon’s Girlfriend last, and will he come back to me when it is over? Thank You

Answer:
Msmonkeygirl,

If you would like to continue to be Brandon’s safety net then by all means, please continue wasting your time and energy waiting on him, but rest assured that when he does return to you, he will without doubt repeat this cycle again. At some point you have to decide that what someone else is doing with their life has nothing to do with your choices and direction. Get some self esteem and leave him in the dust.

BrazenOwl
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i have feelings i dnt know hw he feels about me?

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

From: j j, Submitted 11/16/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): my nme is jalpa n his nme is amish is there a future with him?

Answer:
JJ,

You could have had your answer to your very boring question up to five weeks ago, if you would have just asked Amish! “SLAP!”

And yes, Amish does have a future, and so do you. Will it be together? Write me in five weeks, and I will grant you your answer. Or, ask Amish now and save the suspense, my pretty, save the suspense… “SLAP!”

Queen of the Bitches,

Karma

P.M.S. Flowerchild, good morning. Enjoy your coffee! “SLAP!”

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Do you see my love getting out of jail

Friday, November 28th, 2008

From: Toni, Submitted 11/20/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (continued): anytime soon, what time frame?

Answer:
Toni, Toni, Toni, you may be a Virgo, but you were born with an extremely strong Neptune in your chart. You have a lot of Pisces in your personality, and there is no doubt that Pisces are the universe’s social workers. You can’t rescue people and have them fall in love with you. It doesn’t work that way.

No, he won’t be out any time soon.

Saturn and Uranus have begun an opposition that will last through 2010. (I have an article about this opposition, The Odd Couple.) This opposition is going to line up on 2 power points on your natal chart. What this means is there are going to be some sudden changes and issues with authority figures for you through most of 2009. 2010 won’t be quite as bad, because their opposition will have moved a few degrees away from your power points.

Toni, he is lying to you, and you are swallowing it, hook, line, and sinker. You need to distance yourself from him, or YOU may end up in trouble before Christmas 2009.

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What is a Witch?

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Article from Brazen Owl
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For many a witch is someone who worships satan but for most of us, that is absolutely not the case. Satanism is, at its core, a Christian belief. Satan is a derivative of Christianity. Most witches are not Christian, that being said there is a current movement of “Christian Witches”. How I feel about that means nothing, to each his or her own.

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he has not responded in 3 days

Friday, November 28th, 2008

From: Phoenix, Submitted 11/15/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): My partner and I have been dating for about 3 months now and am totally in love with him. In the beginning he told me he felt a connection to me from the day we met. Told me it felt “perfect” being in my arms. Since then he has had a tragedy in his life which took time away from his business. He has told me that he is very busy trying to catch up. Have not spoken to him in over a week – have had text communication but he has not responded in 3 days. Is something else going on with him or should I just be patient and let him deal with this in his own way and time?

Answer:
Phoenix,

Be patient, my pretty, to see who she is! “SLAP!”

Karma

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is it just better to walk away?

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

From: “I need to know about Elie, what do I do?”, Submitted 11/2/08

Answer from Princess Paranoia
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Yes it is better to walk away right now, but do so with your head held high, and do not leave with your tail between your legs. New things are on there way… focus on the positive. Things will be getting better.

You have done so well sticking through all that you have… it is past time now. Good Luck.

The Princess Has Spoken…

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what are my boss’s thoughts about me and my performance?

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

From: abc123, Submitted 11/13/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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abc123,

His thought’s are simple. He wants to take you to his special little gay bar, because he thinks your performance would be spectacular! “SLAP!”

To think you could have asked for any Psychic Bitch to answer your question, and you left it to the luck of the draw.

Karma

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Tell me what you see in the stars for me

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

From: JB, Submitted 11/9/08

Answer from Celestial Fury
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A couple of clouds. The moon. A few bats just flew over. What might be a plane or a UFO, I’m not real sure.

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Will al and i be together in the future

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

From: Jenny, Submitted 11/13/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Jenny,

I guess Al was never born since he does not have a birthday. “SLAP!” Surely you have read at least one answer that said we need more information. I guess since your run of the mill question is routine, you thought we have a standard fill in the blank answer.

Well, you are right, resubmit your boring ass question with a little more information and ask for your favorite bitch and maybe, just maybe, you will get an answer. “SLAP!”

Karma

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STARTING OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

From: MIKE, Submitted 11/2/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (complete): WILL I HAVE ANY HAPPINESS IN MY LIFE? I CAN ACHIEVE AMAZING THINGS,BUT THEY ARE NOT THE THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME. I CAN NOT ACHIEVE THE SIMPLE THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME.THE LAST TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT STARTING OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN. I AM FIXING TO START OVER AGAIN, WILL THIS NEW CHANGE BRING SOME OF MY DESIRED DREAMS?

Answer:
Mike,

You keep having to start over, because you are not on the right path. Until you listen to your guides and follow the path that you are avoiding, this is going to continue.

Take your medicine and get on with it.

BrazenOwl
www.shyowl.net

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My Husband and I are going after his ex wife for money

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

From: Dawn, Submitted 11/12/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): that was taken from him. Proceeds from their house sale, the car she was supposed to pay for, and other food and gas charges she charged while he was deployed in Iraq. She lulled him into a false sense of security that even though they were devorced, she would take care of his finances while he was on his your of duty. They claimed that even though they were devorced, they were to remain friends. Bill and I were married 1 years after that. He looked back on his checking account and found she abused him to the tune of 52K. We have sent a demand letter for her to pay for all the charges. Their annulment stated she had to pay for the car and her own bills. I think she thought he would never doubt her word. In any case I would like to ask the wondeful woman of this site if He (Bill) will indeed get his 52K back and we can be done with this battle. Thank you…Dawn

Answer:
Dawn,

You asked for the wonderful women of this site. You must have been talking about me, Karma, thank you.

What is between your husband and his ex is absolutely none of your damned business! So stay the hell out of it! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

She lulled him into thinking he would be able to get a little from time to time and maybe get back together. The cost of that is 52K. “SLAP!”

He gave her access to his bank account and that means she can use it. (I’ll bet his life insurance is still in her name too, my pretty.)

The Old Maid said that triangles are never very good, and you, my pretty, are turning this situation into a triangle!

I AM wonderful you know,
a wonderful queen bitch!

Karma

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