From: grems, Submitted 9/30/08
Answer from Brazen Owl
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Luck is something that you focus on if you play the ponies or the stock market. Love is something that you wait for and trust that your guides will bring you the right energy.
If you are just looking to get “lucky” then that is easy enough, drinks anyone?
Live Simply
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From: BEBE, Submitted 10/21/08
Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): where is my path or future headed for me and this relationship and baby? im so scared he has no intensions on family marrige and all what he says, will all this turn around for the better for me?please help
Answer:
BEBE,
You have a rough and dark road ahead, and it is your fault. Having a baby out of wedlock is never an easy thing.
You should have been married before you hiked your skirt over your head, my loose pretty! “SLAP!”
Karma
P.M.S. I’d just bet you wanted anyone but the Queen of The Bitches to answer you… “SLAP!”
From: DAJ, Submitted 10/20/08
Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): Confused as I am I would like to know what you have to say about me going back to school? What do you see me going to school for? Is my family ready for it?
Answer:
DAJ,
Why not? Rodney Dangerfield did. “SLAP!”
It is your job to get the family ready.
And what do I see you doing? The same as all students are accused of, my pretty, DRINKING and CHECKING OUT THE BOYS! “SLAP!”
Karma
From: zan, Submitted 10/8/08
Answer from Princess Paranoia
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Question (continued): he cheated on me and i forgave him,he then said we should take a break a think about our future separate.he said he didnt want to think about a relationhip,because he feels guilty about what he did.he says his love has been replaced by guilt.
Answer:
Zan, you do need to move on from this person. Take a few steps back and look at what you are trying to pursue. It won’t end well, this I can assure you. Even if he did agree to start back up with you, it would be out of guilt and only trying to please you… is that what you really want? You do deserve better and there is better coming for you… be patient and take time for yourself right now. In about 9-12 weeks from when I am typing this (Oct 10, 2008) your feelings for this person will have subsided and you will be ready to move on by then… plus there will be someone new on the horizon that you can start anew with. Good Luck!
Contact me at Laven’s Lair if you need more help.
The Princess Has Spoken…
From: nikku, Submitted 10/20/08
Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Nikku,
Yes, You will find lots of wives soon, just not your own… “SLAP!”
Karma
From: Valburgis, Submitted 9/30/08
Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (continued): who is happy, in touch with the magycal world and incharge of her life instead of a deppression ridden, insecure, scared woman on anti-depressants that I am now.
Answer:
Hi ,Valburgis
To be a witch is to walk with Mother Earth, honoring her cycles and energy. It is about living your life in a way that honors that energy and has nothing to do with power. You need to explore why power is important to you and why you associate that with happiness. Witchcraft is not “Harry Potter” it does not come with a magic answer to make everything all better, that is something you have to do for yourself.
If you want a better life then you have to decide that you want that and take the steps to get it. To say “I want a new job” then never put out a resume or fill out an application is to waste your time and energy, you have to put some kind of action behind your wishes and desires.
You alone have the power to change you life by changing the choices you are making, not by looking for a magic answer. That is how doors to innate darkness are opened.
Love and Light
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From: Becky, Submitted 10/19/08
Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): My husband and I have been married for almost 13 years. I just want to know if it’s going to last or if he is having an affair?
Answer:
Becky,
Having an affair usually makes a man last a lot longer! That is, if you can get him up! “SLAP!”
Now spice it up, so you will grow old together and quit the nagging him about it already. Only room for one queen bitch here, my pretty.
I am that Queen Bitch
Karma
From: Ron, Submitted 9/28/08
Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Dear Ron,
She is not ready to settle down at the moment. Please give her some time. You might want to consider booking a private reading with me so we can figure out what is holding her back and what we can do about it. Hope to speak soon!
From: vampressdragyn, Submitted 10/19/08
Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): She said that it hasnt happened since she was a kid and it went away when she became an adult but now just recently it came back. she is having spells where its like a deja vu she said and it almost makes her black out. She says it feels real and like she is living in the situation but then comes back. Its like she is leaving her body for a bit then coming back. can you please tell me what could be causing this???? Please get back to me asap so i can let her know something and how to deal with it.
Answer:
Vamp,
PMS!
Now have her write us, and we will answer the damned question. “SLAP!”
Karma
From: Jasmine, Submitted 9/23/08
Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous
Question (complete): I just don’t know what is going on anymore, I could really do with some help. My father had a stroke 2 years ago and at the same time my husband and I separated. After looking after him for 2.5 years he passed away in January 08. My mother decided after 6 months that she just didn’t want to speak to me anymore. My best friend is so controlling that I can’t breathe. I work really hard and have nearly achieved the degree and career that I have dreamed about. Though things are a mess with my pending divorce, I know that I am going to make it given time. What is wrong with me that people behave like this to me. I let so much go with other people as I don’t like conflict, and no matter how hard I try it just never gets any better. It seems that the more I try the worse people behave. I know my father is watching over me and I feel that there are good things around the corner…..will I make it? Is the love and peace that I crave ever going to find its way to me? What do you see……….I would really love your guidance. Thanks in advance.
Answer:
Jasmine,
First of all, my condolences to you and your family. And you are correct Jasmine! Your father continues to watch over you! And yes! You are going to do just fine! You’re going to make it! oy vey! Now I’m hearing that damn Mary Tyler Moore song in my head! OY!
Now for the other stuff. Jasmine, you need to come into the understanding that the entire Universe and all it’s inhabitants are undergoing what many refer to as The Ascension Process, The Transition, The Awakening, Spiritual Awakening, The Conscious Expansion and Awareness Process, or as I like to call Universal PMS. Whatever name it goes by it is basically the same Jasmine.
So what does this mean to you personally? Well, like thousands upon thousands of others, you are currently experiencing the “letting go” portion of the Ascension program. In this portion, you will have people come and go out of your life for whatever reason. Some times the reason and/or reasons are not made known to you. It is during this particular time when you are left scratching your ass and saying to yourself “What the HELL just happened here???”
It is also during this portion when you must make decisions in who to kick to the curb and who to keep in your life. And yes, divorce is part of the process! Cutting loose of relationships that no longer serve your individual personal growth is part of the whole process. And yes, it’s harsh, seemingly cruel, and downright nasty at times. But this is what GROWING UP is all about sister. So put on your big girl panties and go with the flow.
Mother not speaking to you? Consider it a blessing darling! Mother is undergoing her own awakening process. Mother needs to come pay Hillary a visit in order to get set straight on a few things.
Best friend controlling you to the point of suffocation? Jasmine darling … puh leeeeeeze! Best Friend cannot do anything to YOU unless YOU Allow it! Tell Best Friend to either Back the f%&? off or find themselves someone else to smother! And yes … Best Friend is undergoing the process of expanded consciousness as well. Just because it’s the ascension … it is NO EXCUSE for bad manners!
Jasmine … love and peace is always there with you because it is YOU. Love is not some THING that you go out and find or wait for it to come to you. YOU are not only loved Jasmine …. but You ARE Love! Acceptance of this simple factoid brings Peace!
So stop trying to put a separation between you and Love & Peace! There is NO SEPARATION!
Jasmine … here is Hillary’s Helpful Hints on making it through this Ascension Hell:
1) Pull your head out of your ass
This is an all important factor in successfully making it through the Ascension process. You will find that having your head out of your ass not only makes it easier to hear and see more clearly … but you will also notice a considerable difference when walking and trying to take a piss or a good dump!
2) Accept the FACT that not only are you Loved .. but YOU ARE LOVE!
Resistance is Futile … You ARE Loved and You ARE LOVE! Resisting this Truth will only create pain & suffering. Unless you enjoy suffering … then by all means ignore Hillary’s Helpful Hints #2!
3) Put your foot down and/or UP anyone’s ass who even LOOKS like they are going to hold you back
Seeing how the majority living on this planet base their entire existence on Fear … they don’t like it when others try to crawl out of the muck and mire where fear dwells. They do everything in the power to hold back and smother any and all who are struggling to get out of the primordialfunktified fear factory. Please keep in mind those who do this holding back and smother are not always consciously aware they are doing it. But a good swift kick to the ass region will bring them into your reality! Putting your foot down and growing a backbone is essential to spiritual growth on all levels. So practice this particular Helpful Hint on a regular basis. Works better than Tao Bo and best of all … you don’t have to buy nothing!
4) Stop taking everything so damn personally and Focus on what REALLY matters!
Everything isn’t about you. Some times it is. But most of the time it’s not! But whether it is or not … don’t give it any attention. Only serves to annoy the shit out of you and others who are around you! It’s a waste of time and energy no matter how you look at it. Focusing on what really matters will keep you from putting so much attention of the things that don’t! And you will find that your life runs a little smoother and easier when you do!
Jasmine … your life as it is in this moment is turned upside down because you are entering into a new phase of renewal. Like the birth of the Phoenix who, at the end of one life bursts into flames, only to rise from it’s own ashes all new and ready to kick some ass! Yea … It’s painful as hell … but when you look at the end result … you will see it was all worth the effort, the strife, the annoyances, the pains in the ass.
If you would like more information on the Ascension Process, you can contact The Empress at any time!
From the Ever Present Omni-Bitch-A-Verse …
I Am
Hillary Holocaust
Bitch Extraordinaire!
From:TW, Submitted 10/14/08
Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): It does not stay up 90% of the time. I am getting frustrated. He says it’s not me. What’s really going on.
Answer:
TW,
Either the sex is boringly predictable, or he is gay. Change up on what and how you do things, and see if that helps. And if it don’t, stock up on batteries, my pretty, stock up on batteries.
There is always the possibility it is not you, but someone else on his mind.
You could cover your body in tattoo’s so he will have something to read when the sex gets boring… “SLAP!”
I’d bet there is someone else. I hope I am wrong, and it really is the gay thing going on here!
Karma
From: LAH, Submitted 10/15/08
Answer from Rhonda Reality
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Question (complete): I know being an Aries is supposed to mean I can (and most likely will) be impulsive. But knowing this tasty little fact should alleviate some of my impulsiveness simply by exercising logic and recognizing certain things about myself, no? Yet again, I’ve allowed myself to behave illogically and now must work on getting over someone who is completely unhealthy for me (regardless of how fun he can be). I tried… I really, really did! I didn’t go into my usual hunt mode… rushed him out of my head on each countless occasion he entered my thoughts… tried to convince myself it was nothing more than two polar opposites on the astrological chart, not a true connection… chastised myself for even entertaining thoughts over something which just isn’t going to happen, and never once revealed my growing feelings for him *to* him. So… what would you suggest to extract this boy out from under my skin and help me keep this from happening again in the future? I really don’t like repeating this pattern but still find myself doing it anyway.
Answer:
No, LAH, Aries means, “I am!.” Its not what you do, its who you are. And, Gemini’s are much more impulsive than Aires. Not knowing your birth time, I can’t be sure, but if you were born late in the day, there is a possibility that your Moon is in Gemini. We are much more than just our sun signs. Aries are the beginners, and they usually do take time to think before they act. They like to be first, but Aries are not so good at finishing. Closure, endings… they are not your forte.
Look LAH, you were born with Venus (love and relationships) at a trine (positive) to Saturn (discipline), so you have more control over your relationships than most of us. And, believe me, this “repeating pattern” happens to all of us. Its biological not astrological.
You are off the bottom, LAH, and you are slowly getting over him. I see an engagement ahead for him, and that may help you to clinch the last of your longing emotions. But, as far as repeating this pattern and doing it again… That’s Love!
Rhonda’s dose of reality: “We can only learn to love by loving” Doris Murdock
From: Nomad, Submitted 10/17/08
Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (continued): Locational Astrology I applied for a position in Germany and there’s a strong possibility that I will be selected for this position. So the first part of my question is do you see this move happening and will this be advantageous? The second part of my question has to do with this significant pull to this region and wanting to know why throughout my life there exists this constant pull into this region? According to relocation astrology, Pluto on the MC crosses over this region. I feel so powerfully connected to this region and have lived there off and on throughout my life. The first time was in 1978 for a period of 2 years. Although I was young it was a time in my life marked by a significant sentient phase. The second time was 1988, again another 2 year period of my life. This period was marked by a tumultuous and depressing phase in my life in which I struggled through an abusive marriage. The third time was in 1993, another 2 year period that also brought hardship and struggle as I encountered a transformative emotional episode. The fourth time was in 1998, 2 years again, and gained my independence for the first time in my life, I formed lifelong friendships during this time, met my husband whom I am still happily married to, and struggled towards making positive changes in my life in how I related with people. Each period was marked with poignant transformation. And so naturally I am a bit apprehensive and even a little frightened at the prospect of going through another transformation. Each time I enter this region it is marked by a new phase in life. I am working towards my graduate degree and the position I applied for is one that requires a great deal of tact and responsibility. What sort of challenges do you foresee me encountering in this region this time around? How can I temper any negativity that may arise? In what manner should I ground myself, focus upon, in order to successfully navigate this upcoming stage in my life? I understand you receive a large volume of questions. If unable to address my questions online, could you please refer me to a psychic in your network that could best advise me on my situation? I appreciate any guidance you can offer me on this matter. Thank you.
Answer:
Nomad, Your natal Sun (your character) is conjunct your natal Mars (energy) in Leo, so drama is so very important to you, and we can all see that from the content of your question.
There were no major planetary events in your chart back in ’78. Pluto crossed your descendant back in ’75. In 1988 Neptune (dreams) and Saturn (discipline) crossed your nadir, and that could have motivated you to pursue a career, but it didn’t have much to do with your relationship. Uranus (the shocking planet) and Neptune were at an opposition to your natal Moon (emotions) back in ’93, and I guess you could have “encountered a transformative emotional episode.” Mostly Uranus and Neptune aspecting one’s Moon brings emotional outbursts and unrealistic expectations. In 1998, Pluto was at a trine (positive) to your natal Sun and Mars, so you probably did find this time to be a time of endings and beginnings. Pluto should have brought career and travel opportunities at that time. But, I’m not sure Pluto had much to do with meeting your husband.
Sure, astrodienst tells on their Astroclick Travel page that your Pluto/MC line runs through Germany, but your Venus/MC line runs through France, so maybe you should reconsider France. Venus is a much gentler planet than Pluto. And, how about Jupiter the planet of good luck and optimism. Astrodienst says that your Jupiter/MC line runs very close to Moscow. Sounds like Moscow would be your lucky location. You can’t use astrology to rationalize your own wants and desires.
Nomad, Pluto in transit is still a very long ways from your nadir (an opposition to your MC). He won’t even begin to conjunct your nadir until December 2010. You may be jumping the gun a bit. Trust me, when Pluto actually crosses your nadir in 2011 and 2012, you will know it. Pluto will bring major career changes to you, like it or not. It could be this education you are working on will be in vain.
Most jobs that require graduate degrees (is this just a masters degree, and you are dramatizing it for us again?) do “require a great deal of tact and responsibility.” Don’t pile the crap higher and higher. Why don’t you just ask, “Will I get the job in Germany, and how will it work out,” instead of all the elaborate bull crap?
Yes, you will get the job, and you will get everything you want, but at everybody else’s expense. I see that hubby may not be quite as enthusiastic as you about YOUR career. Does his vote not count in this relationship? You have your mind set, and you are not going to take no for an answer. So, there is little I, or anyone else, can say to influence you, unless we tell you what you already want to hear.
As far as challenges, tempering outside negativity (because I know you are not talking about your own internal negativity, that will stay in denial), and focusing yourself for success, you don’t need me to tell you anything. Because, you won’t listen.
From: da, Submitted 10/13/08
Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Da,
Just do it already, duh!
Ain’t I the bitch, QUEEN BITCH that is!
Karma
