Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: grlygrlygrl, Submitted 9/24/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): i am devistated our kids and i depended 100% financialy on him for everything. my question is where do i turn to for help. yes i will get a job but i dont see me being able to make enough to live. we have a child that is physicaly handicaped and in need of surgury wich is why i have stayed home with the kids is because he needs constant care after surgery. Thanks

Answer:
Grlygrlygrl,

There was plenty of warning, my pretty, mountains of it. Unless he is the messiah, He did something to put himself in jail, remember? “SLAP!”

As for the rest of your question, do as you did before this man came along and turned your small world upside down.

Karma

P.M.S. I wonder why they call me bitch… QUEEN BITCH!

From: miss hopeful, Submitted 9/15/08

Answer from Pandora’s Poison
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Question (complete): I have a seven-year old Denaisha and I am really doubting that the guy Deon is her father and I strongly believe that Earnest is her father. I am curious whether or not who fathered my child, can you determine this?

Answer:
The only real way to help with your problem is get a paternity test done. I could tell you who the father is but the real father here will not believe you or me. Get the test done..

Pandora’s Poison

From: BB, Submitted 9/23/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): I asked to meet someone who could be like a best friend who I could make out with. Meet him, two weeks later he’s probably moving. Four months later he moves. One year later, still have that nagging feeling that he was my soul mate. Was he? Will I ever see him again? I really think its the first time I’ve been in love, I fall in lust often…but this felt real. Was he “the one”?

Answer:
BB

Just how dumb are you? You don’t make out with your best friend. That, my pretty, is why they are your best friend. Sex changes things, dear, and not always for the better.

It takes years to develop a friendship of that caliber. One of you are lying about feelings. I’d bet on him. But you, my pretty, wanted it so badly that you would believe almost anything he said. Shame on you! “SLAP!”

Karma
Long live the queen! “SLAP!”

From: VERILLO, Submitted 8/24/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Question (complete): After over a year of what seemed to be a very happy relationship with my boyfriend, one day, out of the blue, he decided to end the relationship based only on circunstancial reasons. I don’t understand what happened and I wish to know if he is ever coming back? Thanks

Answer:
Dear Verillo,

Your boyfriend appears to be a very stable person, so no wonder you are confused with what happened. Often but not always, this happens when someone throws brujaria (witchcraft). Do you know if anyone else was interested in him?

As far as if he is coming back, that will depend on how long he has been away and if you have any communication with him. He will probably need spell work to bring him back but I would need to do a more in-depth reading to see what really happened and what is going on. Please contact me for a private reading and we can go from there.

From: jackie, Submitted 8/25/08

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Question (continued): I also loose sleep worrying about them. I worry about there present life and also there future. can you give me some out look on what to look forward to in the present and in the future for them. Do you see them being happy successful and independant or is it going to be the opposite?

Answer:
Jackie … you know … some people would see you as a sweet and caring grandmother.

But I am NOT “some people.” (BIG GRIN)

However, Hillary knows as a grandparent it is natural to want the very best for your grandchildren.

HOWEVER … (yea … HH loves using the “H” word! *LOL*)

The one thing all you little worry warts need to understand is this:

There is a VAST DIFFERENCE between “Genuine Concern” and “Worry”

WORRY stems from the want of control over a situation and/or another individual based on imagined or unsubstantiated situations and fueling an already out of control imagination.

GENUINE CONCERN stems from actual situations and doesn’t allow the imagination to run amok.

WORRY is fear based. Fear of not having control. Fear of loosing control. This fear brings on the “WHAT IF” monster. WHAT IF this happens? WHAT IF that happens? WHAT IF they don’t do this? WHAT IF they don’t do that? And so on.

GENUINE CONCERN comes from having actual PROOF and working from a knowingness that allows the individual to sort out the situation and take the necessary steps to assist in resolving whatever challenges are being faced.

With me so far Jackie?

So … Jackie … is it worry or genuine concern at play here? It doesn’t take a psychic to see it is WORRY.

Loosing sleep? This denotes a control issue here Jackie. Who are you wanting to control? Why are you wanting the control?

And yes Jackie! It is ALL about wanting to have some measure of Control over a situation and/or other(s)!

People like you attempt to hide your need to control behind the facade of “worry.” You have convinced yourselves that you are loving and genuinely concerned about another … but your verbiage gives you away! There is this hidden agenda … to CONTROL!

Is “loosing sleep” over the children coming from thinking YOU could do a better job raising them? That only YOU have the knowledge of giving them a better life?

Or are you being kept awake at night because you have proof they are indeed in some sort of danger of not having all they need to live a happy and more fulfilling life?

If they are indeed in such danger …. then my next questions are … have you done all you know to do to protect them? Have you assisted in providing for them in this manner? If you have … then why do you still feel the need to be in control?

If you are in a position to assist and guide these children without interfering with the parental rules … then do so.

If you are not … then there is again these questions that keeps coming up … WHAT is it exactly are you trying to control? WHO are you seeking to control?

Would knowing the future of these children change your desire to control? No, it would NOT! You would find something else to “worry” about. To lose sleep over.

Why?

Because you have this wanton desire to CONTROL things that are (1) Out of your reach; and (2) NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

It isn’t genuine concern that I see here Jackie … but a need to gain some sort of control over things that are quite frankly … BEYOND YOUR CONTROL! And None of Your Business!

And don’t hand me that cock-n-bull story that you are a natural worrier. Let’s call it what it is … mmmkay? It’s called being a CONTROL FREAK!

You have raised your own children. You already know that people have this little thing called FREE WILL. And try as you might … you cannot Control It! Because it isn’t YOURS to Control!

These children will choose what they want in their life irregardless of what you or anyone else has to say in the matter. Good, Bad or Indifferent! They Choose! And what they choose is not any of YOUR Business! And It is NOT in YOUR Control!

Being happy is a choice we all make! We can have the best or the very worst families in the world and still have the choice to be or NOT to be happy. And then go on to choose to make something of our life after we have become adults or NOT!

The best thing any parent and/or grandparent can do for a child is Love them and let them know they have the support in whatever choice(s) they make. We guide and teach our children in making INFORMED CHOICES … and then step back and simply allow them to make them and live with them. We may not like what they choose for themselves … We may not agree with those choices.

But in the end … it is THEIR choices! Plain & Simple.

If you really desire to help and guide your grandchildren to achieve a happier life both here and now and in the future … then Hillary suggests you put into Doing the following:

Number One: STOP Focusing on What if’s and get your head out of the Past and the Future. Live in the moment and for the Day!

Number Two: LEAD BY EXAMPLE: Children learn by the examples the adults in their lives practice. Your examples of being a control freak is NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE! Show them there is a difference between being a CONTROL FREAK aka Worrier and Being genuinely concern for others so that they don’t have to get Bitch Slapped by Yours Truly!

Number Three: RESPECT! Respect the choices your grandchildren make. If you don’t agree with them … feel free to voice it. But do NOTHING to bend their wills to your line of thinking or attempt to manipulate them to do what YOU think is Right!

Get some help with those control issues sister …

From the Ever Present Omni-Bitch-A-Verse …

Hillary Holocaust

From: frknsexc, Submitted 9/23/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Frknsexc,

I tried hard not to answer your question and left it for the other bitches, and they didn’t answer it, so today you will know why I AM the queen of the bitches.

Your real father is the one that loved you enough to take you in and feed and clothe you. He kept you safe and secure even when no one else would. Your dad went to work when he was ill so you could see a doctor when you were sick. He gave you things when it wasn’t Christmas, and did without to do so. He went to watch your school plays, and listened to the choir you belonged to. He laughed and played with you even though he was tired and ached from working long hard hours for you. He carried your picture in his wallet, and he had one taped in his lunch box, faded and it had a slight tare in it. He is the man that cried many times over not having the money for everything you demanded from him. He watched you grow up into the person you are today. He helped make you what you are.

So go ahead and break his heart and hunt for the dog that was no more to you than a horny sperm donor, who never did anything for you. Hunt up the dog that chose not to visit you when you were born, or prayed for your soul. The dog that never sent you a birthday card.

Yes you have managed to get my dander up just enough I will tell you where to find the scum bag. Try the bars at closing or when they open. He will be waiting on the bar keep to open up at 6 AM. After last call he can be found crying, begging for a free hit outside the closest crack house, because he spent too much money at the bar on booze and the “ladies”. If you want to place a safe bet, try where the “ladies” are so very easy! If that don’t pan out, try the jail.

Shame on you my pretty, shame on you! You don’t deserve your father!

“SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

KARMA

P.M.S. I’m not done with you yet! “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!” YOU MAKE ME SICK! “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!”

Here’s one for in the morning… “SLAP!”

From: Dephil08, Submitted 9/22/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): I have heard from 3 different psychics he is my soul mate. With all the drama when we were together, I don’t see how we could.

Answer:
Dephil,

Will you and your ex get back together? The key word is ex. That, my pretty, means just that, ex, no more, end of.

The Old Maid and I would like to know how much did you pay to get a psychic to tell you what you wanted to hear? I would like to know how much are you willing to pay me to change my answer. “SLAP!”

Come on girl ask me a question you don’t already know the answer too.

Karma

From: tk, Submitted 8/30/08

Answer from Black Dahlia
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Dear TK:

The Black Dahlia says: “A watched coffin seems to take a lifetime to fill!”

Your question is a sensitive one because it would involve predicting when another person is going to pass on. I would prefer for us to do a private consultation on your query, so do come see me for your answer and a full reading. For now I will say though that it does look like there is a considerable sum of money involved.

Cryptically Speaking,

The Black Dahlia

From: bridget, Submitted 9/18/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Bridget,

Yes, it will last. 5 days, 5 weeks, 5 months, 5 years, 5 decades. That, my pretty, is for you to decide. “SLAP!”

NOW HEAR THIS! WE NEED MORE THAN YOUR NAME MADE UP OR OTHERWISE! “SLAP!!!” How many times must we tell you this? Things like birth dates would be helpful.

I would rather answer questions about money than attempt one with no information.

Don’t even piss off the queen! “SLAP!”

Queen Karma!

From: Zachary, Submitted 9/22/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (continued): if I would reunite with my ex boyfriend Shaun. We recently broke up but I have this weird feeling in my heart that we will get back together(even though he and I havent spoke in like a week) and that it will only take some time. I have this feeling like I know the grass is green and the sky is blue, and I’m just looking for some truthful answers to end my confusion. Reason I’m seeking you out Bitching Blaze, is because I had a reading from you before and it was very accurate.. Any information you give me Bitching Blaze, would be greatly appreciated..

Answer:
Zachary, the only way you could have gotten a reading from me was on the radio program. I don’t take new clients your age. And, I had the webmistress check, your previous questions to Psychic Bitch were deleted.

I realize you say you are over 18, but as far as I’m concerned, you are not mature enough for a psychic reading.

And, little Miss Zachary, you are too young for any of us to give a crap about your ex boyfriend.

You may as well give up submitting any more questions. You won’t get any answers here.

From: Kitten, Submitted 9/14/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete … so very complete): Hello Bitches, the reason I am writing is because i need help dealing with a situation w/my child’s father. How do I go about co-parenting with him and keeping any contact (in person, over phone, etc.) to a minimum. In other words everything about him brings me down. I heard his voice on Fri, and all of a sudden I felt like going to my room and burying my head in the covers. Just today he caught an attitude because I left the windows rolled down on his truck, which I am using until my car gets fixed, but every other day I make sure the windows are rolled up, the doors are locked, the truck is clean, I just missed this one day, and he happened to show up, and of course he is the type of guy that tries to make a mountain out of a mole hill, So of course he went to his mom’s and dragged the whole situation out. He called back to my house and I had left take a walk to calm down from the first time I had to hear his mouth, he calls back and he thought I was on the phone, it was my son, but he had even more attitude. Let me just tell you gals now, no matter what I do, I am wrong in this man’s eyes, and if that is not bad enough he goes back to his family and turns every situation into a situation where I am the idiot or the crazy girl, and he has no role to play in anything, ever. So how do I handle him, his family, and still raise my child without my daughter getting hurt in the long run or me being called crazy for standing up for myself? He says that I am always mad, and that I am a fat miserable bitch that just wants to drag everyone with them. If that is the case then why when he was living out of state did my family say to me that I seemed so much happier, my older brother even came up to me and hugged me and said he was happy to see me smile a genuine smile again. So if I am just so miserable and want everyone else to join me wouldn’t I be miserable with everyone, not just him?

Answer:
Kitten,

I’m not sure which you need, psychologist, therapist, or a priest. What I do know is you don’t need a psychic!

The Old Maid said “JUST MARRY THE MAN!” “SLAP!”

Karma

From: T-Flash, Submitted 9/8/08

Answer from Rhonda Reality
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Question (complete): I had asked this question a month ago, am hoping to get some sort of answer or direction. My husband is looking for another job and has been doing so for a while now. He is desperately unhappy in his current position and I feel it is affecting all areas of his life. Will he find another job soon? Like, really soon? We are really struggling. I would love to see him happy and flourishing like he should be. Is there anything else I should be doing that can facilitate his success?

Answer:
T-Flash, I read your comment for “Crazy Theng” back on Sept 21st, and I thought, “Wow, this girl deserves a break. She has submitted 2 questions with no answers, and yet she is still willing to come back and try again. She is even willing to submit her comment to another ‘fool’s’ answer.” Too bad… I was wrong.

I’m not so sure you deserve a break.

Your first two questions were passed by, because most of us don’t want to read for your husband. If he wants a reading, he can write in himself.

T-Flash, your question is so focused on him. Who are you? You have an excellent vocabulary, and a good command of English grammar. You could be a college graduate, if you aren’t already. Who are you in this relationship?

Only he can make himself happy or unhappy. He’s “desperately unhappy” and blaming his job. Do you think he’s going to be any happier with the next job? … NOT!

He has authority issues, and he should have grown up about 5 years ago and taken responsibility for his life, and he hasn’t. And you… You’re as bad as him. You are so focused on his delusions, you don’t even know who you are.

Now… Write back and ask me a question about you, your career, your relationship, even your family, and we will talk. Ask for Rhonda, and I promise, I’ll answer you again. But, get to hell out of his delusions, and let him deal with them!

Rhonda’s dose of reality: So many women in this world are somebody’s wife, somebody’s mom, somebody’s daughter, somebody’s employee… But do we really know who we are?

Sept 24 – Oct 15, 2008

Mercury is a fast little planet, and he obits the Sun every 88 days. Because the earth is not the center of the solar system, Mercury will often appear to be moving backwards against the Universe — Mercury Retrograde. Mercury’s retrogrades last about 3 weeks and happen about 3 or 4 times a year. All the planets of the zodiac, except the Sun and the Moon, turn retrograde from our perspective. We usually give Mercury more emphasis because of his close proximity to us, and because of his rapid orbit.

When Mercury is retrograde, often issues from our past come back for us to deal with. Many of my single clients tell me of ex lovers coming out of the woodwork during Mercury’s retrograde. Often things begun during a Mercury retrograde don’t work out. Its not a good time to change jobs or to sign any long term commitments. I recommend that my clients looking for work during a Mercury retrograde consider temporary positions.
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From: quinny25, Submitted 9/13/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): THIS QUESTION IS FOR KARMA,SORRY IF I DIDN’T SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT. I WAS WONDERING WILL I GET THE JOB AND WHEN WILL THEY CONTACT ME? SORRY FOR MY RUDENESS

Answer:
Quinny25,

You spelled my name right. When in doubt use spell check, like Cuteone does, or better yet, READ MY ANSWERS TO OTHERS! I sign off as “Karma” on each and every one of them.

If you did not give any more information on your application than you gave me, how should I put this, you don’t have a prayer in hell of hearing from them. “SLAP!

The Old Maid said that you should hear from them soon, if no one else applied.

Karma, Queen of the Bitches

P.M.S. But you can call me “Bitch” or “Queen”