Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: rach, Submitted 8/12/08

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Rach, I really like how you ask if your ex is coming back and in the same breath ask if you will be meeting someone new! NOT!

Rach, get into some professional counseling. It is so very obvious you have commitment issues! And you are confused as hell!

Secondly, and in answer to your questions, NO!

From the Ever Present Omni-Bitch-A-Verse
Hillary Holocaust

From: Carrie, Submitted 8/21/08

Answer from Rhonda Reality
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My gosh, Carrie! Don’t you have enough children? Do you have to continue to contribute to the over population of this world, just because you have a desire for a son? Why can’t you be grateful for what the Gods gave you? There are many women who write into Psychic Bitch who are much older than you, and have never had children. And… do you know what we tell them when they ask if pregnancy is in their futures? WE DON’T! WE DO NOT PREDICT PREGNANCY ON THIS WEBSITE!

Your present partner is not happy. A woman (I hope she’s not you) really broke his heart, and he is not yet healed. I do not see a marriage proposal in your near future. And, I would not recommend adding another child to the family. It will just create more stress and financial burdens.

Rhonda’s Dose of Reality: “Lord, I want it thus,” is not a very powerful prayer. “Let go, and let God.”

From: cuteone, Submitted 8/21/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Cuteone,

It is me, Karma. Are you ready? Here we go on your answer. Are you sure you might be ready?

First off, you haven’t voted for me for queen bitch, so why should I answer another one of your boring questions?

I see upset stomach, nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, indigestion, and a lot of questions coming to psychicbitch.com again.

Ooops! The heartburn, nausea, and indigestion are mine, because of your questions. You get what is left! “SLAP!!!”

Karma

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From: gollie, Submitted 8/24/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (continued): he came back after being with her for 2months,he stayed for 10days then left again claiming he wanted to be on his own,hes now back with her,is this is this the end for us as a couple permanatly?

Answer:
Oh wow, gollie, now that I’ve “read” your situation, I’m wondering if I should have transferred your question to Karma’s Venom. I think that maybe one of her “SLAPS” may help wake you up.

Neptune has been hanging out on your descendant (the first degree of the 7th house of marriage) for the last year. Neptune brings delusions, so you may not be seeing your relationship very clearly. Neptune is presently in retrograde and will turn direct on November 2nd. It may be early in December before your relationship finally begins to dissolve, and there will be lots of turmoil in the meantime.

Yes, this relationship is going to end, gollie. He is not emotionally healthy, and your Spirit Guides have bigger plans for you. I do see you are going to feel so much better once this relationship is over. So, keep the tissues handy, stay in touch with your friends, and trust that God is bringing you to a better place.

From: cuteone, Submitted 8/21/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): When do you really see me getting a car?

Answer:
Cuteone,

I see you getting a new car as soon as you get a place of your own! And that, my pretty, is next to never! “SLAP!”

Yes, Karma is still around.

Karma

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From: mcagbj, Submitted 8/4/08

Answer from Black Dahlia
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Question (complete): I have been seeing my partner for 1yr and 6months. In the begging of our relationship he was very affectionate and showed me he really loves me. He is a married man and that is the problem. I am so in love with him. I want to know if he still loves me?

Answer:
Dear Mcagbj:

The issue, as you know, is that your partner is married and therefore is torn between two women — and both of you are in competition for this man. On the surface, he does have affection for you, but I feel that he very well could be influenced now with an unfair advantage from his wife, and that is why you are not sure anymore if he loves you or not.

I strongly suggest that you make arrangements to see me for a live chat consultation, so I can do a more in-depth reading of your situation and determine what needs to be done to put the fire back in your relationship. You want this man permanently; and as long as he is married, the situation is not going to resolve in the way you want.

I look forward to seeing you soon dear!

Cryptically Speaking,
The Black Dahlia

From: JRD, Submitted 8/20/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): Hello I’ve been married for 4 years but haven’t seen my husband in 3 years. Everytime he talks to me he tells me he is ready to come home. If that is the case then why doesn’t he ever go to the appointments to come home. I’m tired of feeling this way. I don’t know what to do anymore? Is he coming home or should I move on? Is there someone else for me? I would greatly appreciate any help that I can get. Love and Light JRD

Answer:
JRD,

You’re kidding right? You haven’t seen your husband in three years and you ask is he coming home. You must be on crack or in the Land of Oz if you really think he is coming home.

The Old Maid says she doesn’t see any rainbow in your marriage my pretty, not now, not ever.

Stop the “poor me” crap for attention and realize the sympathy you seek from others manifest as jeers and cruel remarks behind you back.

GET A LIFE! GET A NEW LIFE! “SLAP!”

Karma

From: CharliesAngel83, Submitted 8/2/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (complete): I have been speaking to James for about 6 weeks on the internet. He is in the army, based in Iraq and over time we have ‘fallen’ in love. Well, I know for sure that my feelings are real, but I can’t tell that if his feelings are true. I know it is hard to fall in love when you haven’t met in person, but I do have genuine feeling for him. He says that he will be back in September, but I am worried that I may just be one of many that he speaks to, as he’s in the army, soldiers seem to have a reputation for having a girl in every port, as they say. He says he can’t wait to meet me for real. I want to know if his feelings are real or am I wasting my time in feeling the way that I do? And am I making a big massive fool of myself here? Just wondering if you had any insight in to this? Thank you in advance for your help. Carys

Answer:
Carys,

Hope is the cruelest of all human experience, yes, it gives us a reason to fight on, a reason to get up in the morning and survive a mundane life only to realize that every day of life is another day towards death. Hope is cruel, it carries us on to a pointless existence.

In that, you are no less than human to carry on with hope, no less of a woman for it, you are not foolish for that. It is what it is. As you progress in getting to know James, keep in mind the dark sense of humor that Hope embodies. See him as a friend and keep your heart in check.

Love and Light
ShyOwl
www.shyowl.net

From: ag, Submitted 8/13/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Hi AG,

Ray has some severe love and commitment issues and when he takes a step forward, he usually takes 2 steps backwards right after. Right now he is afraid that it is time to take your relationship to the next level and he cannot handle it.

Please contact me for a private reading to see if there is anything we can do to break this lock and chain around his heart. Hope to speak with you soon!

From: Sil, Submitted 8/17/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): I am divorced, and engaged to another man now. Does my ex husband still have feelings for me? I love my fiancee, but I am afraid to make a mistake about gettint married again. Thanks sil

Answer:
Sil,

What does the ex have to do with your getting married? Could it be the mistake in getting married is the shutting of the door. You get married and you can no longer have any chance of keeping him from getting married to someone else? “SLAP!”

You are not ready to get married or to be engaged for that matter. You won’t be as long as you are full of it over the ex. “SLAP!”

The Old Maid says you don’t want him, but you don’t want anyone else to have him. Be careful, be very careful.

BY the way, it won’t work. Your being engaged to be married does not bother him one tiny bit! So grow up my pretty, grow up! “SLAP!”

Karma

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From: hilary, Submitted 10/25/05

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Question (complete): s my fiance the one for me or am I going to find my soul mate before I get married on May 27 of this coming year?

Answer:
You are certainly a piece of work Sister!  You know that? Here you are in the middle of planning a marriage and looking for “The One”. 
 
What the HELL did you agree to marry this guy if you don’t feel he is “The One”?   You don’t need a psychic to tell you if he/she is the “One”!  You Just KNOW it.  You feel it…balls to bone!  No one can tell you differently!  You just KNOW!
 
And if you aren’t FEELING it …then THERE is your answer!
 
But I am going to say this…Cause you need to be told!  And I am certainly the person to tell you ….
 
You need a good Bitch Slapping!  In fact, Bitch slapping is too good for the likes of YOU!  What you need is  to be taken out in the public square and  Horse Whipped! 
 
You are nothing but a spoiled selfish snot nose Brat!  And those are your GOOD points! 
 
ohhhh don’t EVEN get me started here!
 
Do you know how many women are looking for a good decent man and can’t find one cause Snotty little brats like you horde them all up for themselves and then go looking for MORE to add to their collection???!  And then you go and purposely ruin them by crushing their delicate male egos causing them so much pain they will never ever trust another woman again. 
 
No wonder the majority of men  find women to be conniving little back biting Bitches!  You and others like you give the worldwide Sisterhood a Bad name! 
 
It’s people (and I use the term loosely here) like YOU that keep the cycle of distrust going between the sexes! 
 
Let me put it to you straight….The closest thing to a TRUE soul mate you will ever find in THIS  life time  is a Donkey’s ass!  Which You need to be duct taped to so you can enjoy the full aspects of the type of relationship you really and truly deserve!
 
I’m not really sure if they have a clinic for the chronically and terminally Selfish and Self-Centered…but in any event…Do yourself, your fiance, the Entire world for that matter…a HUGE favor… Call off the wedding, Get that Zit you so loosely call your HEAD out of your big ass and stop thinking “The Grass IS Always Greener On the Other Side!”  and last..but NOT least…get your Ass some serious professional help!  Because OBVIOUSLY you have committment issues! Among other THINGS!

From: jackie, Submitted 8/8/08

Answer from Princess Paranoia
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Question (continued): or do you see something medically happening to one of us taking our life at a young age. We are both very much afraid of loosing eachother we love eachother so much. We have so many plans together such as moving to a new home next year and also going to puerto rica for christmas. do you see these things happening for us I really would like to know. Thank You for your help It is always appreciated.

Answer:
Hi Jackie,

I cannot look into the future 50 years but I usually do well with scrolling ahead several years ahead at a time. Of course I would feel more comfortable if I could see a picture of both of you and had a bit more info but from what I have and the feelings I get I have to say you will be having a great Christmas together… and then some!

Medical technology is getting better all the time, it’s amazing now what they can do!

Why wait on getting that house together? Why don’t you go ahead and start looking now?

I can feel that love you have for her and that she has for you… this is a love that has carried over through lifetimes and will continue to do so. With that being said, try not to stress the worries of losing each other on a daily basis… instead DO stress the details of spending as much quality time with each other as you can stand. The love you two have for each other is timeless… celebrate it as often as you can!

Contact me @ Laven’s Lair if you need more help with anything @ all…

The Princess Has Spoken…

From: debbie, Submitted 7/30/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (continued): i was wondering will it get better r should i just walk away

Answer:
Merry Meet Debbie,

Anything worth having is worth fighting for. Everyone goes through the time of wondering if they should stay in their marriage or not, this is likely what is going on with your husband, he is having that feeling. It is a guy thing, well, that isn’t completely fair, lots of women feel that way also.

Give this 3 months, if at that time, he is still behaving distantly, and I feel that he will be, then cut him loose. Onward and Upward!

Love and Light
Owl
www.shyowl.net
“Where good witches fly.”

From: Alanah Yap, Submitted 8/16/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Yap,

Are you nuts? Monogamous is not in his vocabulary! “SLAP!

Now tell me my pretty, why did you bother me with a question you already knew the answer? Could it be you were hoping for a fairy tell answer. NOT ON THIS SITE AND CERTAINLY NOT FROM ME! “SLAP!”

Karma

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