Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: Hope, Submitted 7/13/08

Answer from Princess Paranoia
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I see & feel many problems… if you do get back together it will still result in another eventual breakup at some point. This relationship needs work. I can tell that you have strong feelings about this and seem to care deeply, but I am not getting quite the same feelings from him. That doesn’t mean he isn’t feeling them… it just means I am not picking up on them.

If you would like a little help in this area, you can find me @ Laven’s Lair www.lavenslair.com
where I make Love Charms & Love Powders… Passion Powders, sell my own Rose Petals infused with Love & Lust Oils, have a Lover’s Attention Spell, and much more that could aid in this area if you feel it is meant to be.

Good Luck!

…The Princess Has Spoken…
LavenStar
“The Psychic Witch”

From: skim, Submitted 7/20/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): AND ANS.NONE OF MINE SINCE I FIRST SENT ONE IN MAY.WHY?DOES THIS MAN LOVE AND WANT ME IN HIS LIFE?OR HAS HE REALLY MOVED ON AND IS HAPPY?

Answer:
Skim,

No one wants to answer your boring question, so I guess that makes it KARMA TIME! “SLAP!”

This is the kind of question that makes me want to tear off your legs and throw them over there, and tear off your arms and throw them over there. OH, I almost forgot, tear out your stuffing and throw it over there.

If this man truly loved you, you would still be in his life and he in yours. “SLAP!”

As for “is he happy”, well, happier anyway.

Karma

From: yeller, Submitted 7/20/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): I will like to know when I will really be out of the financial problems i’m in now.

Answer:
Yeller,

When you learn the art of budgeting and living within your means. “SLAP!”

Karma

From: J.S., Submitted 7/1/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Question (continued): and how much longer ill continue on this downword spiral im on.

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From: cti, Submitted 7/25/08

Answer from Black Dahlia
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Dear Cti,

The Black Dahlia says: “Mama’s baby — papa’s maybe…. that is the question.” I feel like I’m on the Maury show now! Now, let’s get serious — I feel that the child is not the alleged father’s — but to keep chairs from taking flight I suggest keeping that information under your hat!
If you need any further assistance, please do see me for a live chat consultation.

Cryptically Speaking,
The Black Dahlia

From: SP, Submitted 7/5/08

Answer from Bitch in Pink
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SP you and he will not reunite until summer is over however it is only in visual while you are out shopping. this relationship is permanently over. he has another woman around him.

From: gollie, Submitted 7/20/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): in the last 2years my ex has left and come back 3times,he has now left again for a 4th time,we were together for 14years,is the split perminant this time?

Answer:
Gollie,

GOOOLLLLIIIEEE, I can’t believe you asked this question. What are you thinking? Of course he will be back, it is his history. When the money is gone and the trollop is finished with him, he will be back. Well, until the next one comes around. “SLAP!” Come on, you know that already.

How many more time will it take before you will quit making excuses for him?

Do you love pain and hurt? You deserve better my pretty, you deserve better.

Karma

From: OneOfOneMillion_BITCHES, Submitted 6/26/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (complete): Is their a Bitch in the house that can answer this QUESTION? Im a Bitch thats below her Rock Bottom ! And I have a Discrimination and Retaliation Bitch of a law suit thats been going on for about a year now . Is it going to pay off soon,So that I can get on with this Bitch of a LIFE and my LIFE as a Bitch ? PLEASE shead some LIGHT !! and Have a BITCHIN GREAT DAY !

Answer:
Well that is a “bitchtabulous” question. You know of course that everything is controlled by the energy of our thoughts, so you have to know that you control your own destiny, and there is no reason to sit around waiting for a settlement to get on with your life.

In regards to your lawsuit: Justice, Strength, King of Swords

This is sooooo not an easy fight, and since the other team has better attorneys, it is going to take a ridiculously long time. So again, stop waiting on this to get on with things. It is like waiting on a bus with a flat tire. If you have been stagnated on this level to this point then why in the holy heck would you allow them to control you further? You’ll have your f*() you moment, but it is going to take a while.

Blessings
ShyOwl
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From: cp, Submitted 7/20/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): i know you cant predict when i will get pregnant i am not asking that but i just want to know if i will have a family of my own?

Answer:
Cp,

Sure I can predict when you will get pregnant, DURING SEX, MY PRETTY, DURING SEX! “SLAP”

You had better not have a family of your own. It should be a family of three or more, and everyone is taking an active roll in it.

The family will belong to all not just you. “SLAP!”

Karma

From: Jamie, Submitted 6/24/08

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Question (continued): He’s a freelance graphic designer (really unstable money). We met on-line around the time that my daughter’s father walked out on us (when I was 5 months pregnant). We talked all the time – texting each other early in the mornings and throughout the day and while I was in the hospital during labor, I spoke to him more than anyone else. He really means a lot to me. We met face to face about a month or so ago, and things were great. Until he decided that he’s too busy for a relationship, that is. I had held off on wanting to take the next step with him for fear of this (he was the one who was asking what was going to happen). I got frustrated and upset a couple of times, so now I think he’s just done with me all together. However, I miss him a great deal. And, I recently met someone else (on-line of course). We get along great, he has more goals and plans for his future, is stable, also has a daughter, and we hold a lot of the same interests. I still miss Ben, though (the first guy), even though he’s “less” (still lives out of mom’s basement and has no real plans to get his own place that I know of). What should I do? Are either of these guys who I should be with? And will either of them -truly- want to be with me? Thank you.

Answer:
You are a very needy individual Jamie, and if you ever hope to have a long lasting relationship with anyone, a relationship that has a deeper fulfillment, you are seriously going to do some heavy duty Self Work.

If you are a regular visitor here at Psychic Bitch you know that I am a huge advocate of Self Work and professional therapeutic assistance.

While most psychic readers (not all mind you) only bother telling you yes this is the person for you or this person isn’t right for you … I, Hillary Holocaust, Bitch Extraordinaire … always take that one all important step into delving into the relationship of SELF. It’s what I am known for, and what I do best.

Do you know why the majority of relationships end up broken and lost? Do you know why there are so many lonely and unfulfilled people on this planet? Because they haven’t followed Hillary’s advice! THAT’S Why!

In answer to your question … “Are either of these guys who I should be with?” NO! And do you know why? Because you have no idea who you are and what you are! The lack of this knowledge makes you needy and always on the search for someone outside Your SELF to fill that void that you feel.

Until you develop a healthy relationship with Your SELF first … you can never hope to fill that void.

Sure! You can go from guy to guy hoping and praying he is the ONE. And feel free to hop from psychic reader to psychic reader in a desperate attempts to hear only what you want to hear instead of what you NEED to hear. But the bottom line is as I have stated above.

If you truly desire to have a long lasting and fulfilling relationship … begin with YOUR SELF first! It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

From the Far Reaches of the Omni-Bitch-A-Verse

I am …

Hillary Holocaust

From: Vicky, Submitted 7/19/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Vicky,

Your cat went looking for a little tail, her current tail is becoming too old. “SLAP!” God, my friend Spider’s crumb munchers would be psychic enough to answer this question.

Cats go on a walk about up to a week or so and then they come home. Unless of course the new tail is a really good match, and then they stay with the new one.

If that happens my pretty, don’t be sad, be very happy for your four legged friend.

Karma

From: missy, Submitted 7/17/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): i meet this man angelito everytime hes says he going to come to see me he dont i dont know if hes playing games with me or not but he does make passes at me he ask me to sleep with him and i told him no i dont know if hes hiding something from me please help will there be a realation ship if so when

Answer:
Missy,

Could it be every time he gets ready to leave the house, his wife finds a chore for him to do? “SLAP!”

Karma

From: michelle, Submitted 6/29/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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From: OJO, Submitted 6/20/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (continued): and had a daughter a few years later. I haven’t fished High School, and currently work part time in a deli, while my husband works full time. We are doing alright financially, at least we are paying off debts, keeping up with bills, and have a little left over, but I feel incredibly unfulfilled. I love my family, and they come first, but this isn’t what I had planned for my life. I wanted to go to college, make something of myself. I feel I have the mind to do it, and I know I have plenty of time. I guess my question is more about WHAT I should do, not how I should do it. What career would suit me? I have so many passions, but I have narrowed it down to either Psychology ( main emphasis on childhood trauma and sexual dysfunction), Pharmacuticals, or Drug Counseling. All have different classes, times for degrees, and requirements. So, Bitches, have any insight for me? Any clues as to my personality that might help me achieve this goal? I would be so thankful for the help, I am a little stuck here.

Answer:
OJO,

The first problem is that you did not deal with the root of your issue. To move forward in a healthy manner, you must first reconcile with your past. It is not possible to truly run away from a problem.

Everyone has the power to change the course of their life by changing your choices. The first choice you can change to set things on a better course is to stop running and at least within yourself, deal with why you needed to leave home.

If you are inclined to traditional therapy, then seek that help out, if you are more inclined towards alternative healing paths then I would seek out Reiki or Arch Healing, Biorhythm, etc.

I am a Reiki practitioner, Reiki is a healing method that clears the connection of your energy to that of the Universal Healing Energy. It is non religious and non invasive and can be done hands on or distance. Aside from myself, there are many many Reiki practitioners around.

Success will be more difficult, not impossible to achieve, but more difficult for as long as you put off healing. Start at the beginning, healing the self, then getting your GED, then look at college. Yes that is a wonderful goal, but until you start taking steps to bring it to reality, it is nothing more than a dream. So get off your ass and get busy!

Owl
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