Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: Pele, Submitted 5/25/08

Answer from Rhonda Reality
Sarah Good Editor and Chief at: CosmicPsychic.com

Question (complete): I wonder when and who you see me ending up with?..I am still visualizing my partner.

Answer:
You’re visualizing your partner… What? I’m supposed to read your mind? Trust me, those mind readers are only going to tell you what you want to hear. That’s all they can do.

“When and Who?” You didn’t even give me your birth time. You didn’t even give me a list of potential prospectives to choose from. But then, at your age, you probably don’t have anyone to put on that list! And… you don’t have much time left. (Okay, I’m done picking on your age, Pele. I figure one old woman has the right to pick on another woman for being old.)

WAKE-UP AND GET REAL!

Pele, your dreams and your visions are NOT going to manifest, but there is someone from your past who wants to return. Its going to turn out a lot better than you can imagine. You are thinking, ‘Him? Why would I want him back?’ He’s changed, and so have you.

He is going to bring you happiness and comfort, so please give him a chance when he calls.

Rhonda’s dose of reality: Knights in shinning white armor do not bring us to a life of “happily ever after.”

From: princessrose, Submitted 5/7/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Princessrose,

I would love to answer your question as written, “couples” but I think you meant to say “a couple”. Damn the American Card Company!

Will you be able to get back together? Yes. Will you be happy? No. Will it last? Hell no!

Tell me my princess, you weren’t miserable enough with him the last time, so you want more? “SLAP!!!”

Karma

From: emers, Submitted 5/6/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Emers,

Once again, I AM PSYCHIC, NOT A KNOW IT ALL!!! ASK DAVE! “SLAP!!!”

Resubmit your question with a little more information and maybe a psychic bitch will answer it.

Sometimes I think you people want to annoy me just so I will slap you. Are you one of them, Emers?

For all those people that want a slap from me, here it is, “SSSSSLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!” Now don’t irritate me to get a free slap again!

Karma

From: treay, Submitted 4/27/08

Answer from Abbey Arachnid
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Question (continued): via seminars, which I intend promoting via web/multi media. I have a teaching gift and I love public speaking. I wish to use my Psychic knowledge/abilities, but, try as I might, I cannot seem to think of what exactly I should do, or, more pertinently, how I should package what I know. I should very much appreciate your advice. Comical, coming from a reader of 40+ years, isn’t it? But, I think, sometimes, we can’t see the woods for the trees. God Bless and thankyou in advance. Trea

Answer:
Hello treay,

A stream of words came through, so I gotta give ‘em exactly as I got ‘em…

• “Chakras & Kundalini”
• “Opening to Channel”
• and “The Origin of Psychic Knowledge and Prediction”.

Hope this helps, and good luck!

Abbey ^^O^^

“Animals are Angels in disguise.”

From: Sssssb, Submitted 5/6/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): Hello, First of all your website rocks, it’s definately original.Never seen anything like it before nor will i again LOL. I was just wondering when my boyfriend and i will take our relationship to the next level and move in together. Thanks.

Answer:
SSSSSB,

I thought the proper order would be get married first, and then move in together! “SLAP!”

Just so you will know, this is the proper order:

1. meet
2. date
3. engagement
4. marriage
5. MOVE IN TOGETHER!
6. SEX SEX and more sex
7. children
8. divorce (optional)

Get it! “SLAP!!!” (You are welcome mom)

Well, do we still rock or do you feel like throwing rocks!

Karma

From: heathe14, Submitted 5/4/08

Answer from Princess Paranoia
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Heathe14,

Yes I do, have a great day!

The Princess Has Spoken…
aka Laven
“The Psychic Witch”

From: SPK, Submitted 5/6/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): I started a kind of relationship with a man I’ve known for several years and just as we were trying to make things serious, it seems like something is in the way. He doesn’t reply when I send him messages, but when meeting in person he says he will talk to me. I get the feeling he doesn’t like that I’m the one trying to make conversation all the time. I could be wrong… So I was wondering… Is there a chance for us? Much thanks for any help!

Answer:
SPK,

You said it all, You started, (kinda) a relationship, not him. You were trying to make it serious, not him. A man wants, no, needs quiet time and you never shut up. “SLAP!”

Did it ever occur instead of talking all the time to just listen instead? “SLAP!!!”

The Old Maid said if you would have shut up long enough to listen, you would have heard he is interested in someone else as a girlfriend and you as a friend.

Karma

From: CM, Submitted 5/17/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Question (complete): what is going to happen here? one minute he wants to be with me the next not, will he always be unfaithful, what do i have to do to get him to grow up and admit that he’s wrong when he is…all the good stuff?

Answer:
Hi CM,

He is what we call a psycho Gemini male. One minute he loves you, and the next minute he is running away. This will be a lifelong battle, and he won’t be growing up anytime soon. I wish I could give you better news, but if you are seeking stability for yourself and your son, it would be best to move on. Good luck.

From: Madie, Submitted 5/6/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Madie,

You can have all the kids you have room for and can afford. That goes pretty much the same for children too! “SLAP!”

Karma

From: becka, Submitted 5/12/08

Answer from Bitch in Pink
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you are not going to be able to rekindle things with him. he has another woman in his vision this he wants to pursue.

From: Dreem-z, Submitted 5/5/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Dream-z,

It simply means my male friend, Spider, won’t be visiting you anytime in the near future! “SLAP!!!”

Karma

From: peru_problema_ko, Submitted 4/30/08

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Question (complete): what will happen to me if i will completely stay away from my frens who has drug problem?,,,will they harm me?

Answer:
Peru, If they in fact have this “drug problem” then stay away from them! Make it clear to them that as long as they continue to have this “problem” you can’t and won’t have anything to do with them. And stick to that! No phone calls, no lunches, no meetings at a local coffee shop, no answering the door if they show up, no NOTHING.

I do have to ask this as I can’t seem to shake this feeling as I am writing this reply. Peru … Why do I keep getting this feeling that you talk a little bit too much about this to whomever will give you a listening ear?

I keep getting this strong impression that staying away from your so called friends is NOT the problem here. It’s the gossip surrounding this situation! Gossip that appears to be stemming from YOU!

My advice is to just quietly back away, stay away, Keep Your Mouth SHUT and find a hobby like needle pointing or paint by numbers to keep you occupied and out of trouble!

From the Vast Regions of the Omni-Bitch-A-Verse ….

I am …
Hillary Holocaust
Bitch Extraordinaire

From: chocolate, Submitted 5/18/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (continued): what will be the situation around this event if true?

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Chocolate, did you call my radio show last week? I didn’t even realize you were the same person until I looked at your astrology chart. Besides your 0 degree Jupiter, you have what is called a splay pattern in your chart, and this is very rare. Splay personalties are hard to pigeonhole, because you have so many different areas in your life. You are a “jack of all trades.”

I get the feeling that you will lose your job in the 6 month time period, but I see you bouncing back. I can’t see the exact situation, because you did not give me any details about your present situation. I see archetypes, and I need you to help me translate them into your specific reality. So, I’ll give you the archetypes, and I’ll let you do the translating.

First off, Spirit is telling me you need a vacation. This is a needed break. You are going to feel like you weren’t treated fairly, and you may be telling a few authority figures at work just how you feel. The company really wants to let you go, but they may regret it in the long run. Are you thinking of filing some type of grievance?

There is a man in a minor position in your life, and he loves you very much. That always helps.

You will get another job quickly, but this job has taken it’s toll on you. There may be some health issues ahead. Don’t put off your checkup this year, and if you find yourself not feeling well, contact a health care professional asap.
BB

From: jackie, Submitted 5/5/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): I love her dearly but I feel she has fallen out of love with me but is afraid to let me know. What should I do. We both should not string eachother along. If she doesn’t love me anymore I would part with her because I just want her to be happy even though this would hurt. What should I do. Please help.

Answer:
Jackie,

After 14 years you both know each other’s thoughts, feelings, likes, and dislikes, so the communication slows almost to a standstill. This in no means takes away the love you have for each other. It takes it to the next plain.

If you want to spice it up my pretty, you have got to do the things you use to do 15 years ago. In other words, do the things you did when you first met to attract Ana. It worked then and it will again.

It won’t take long and you will be in that mushy love again.

Or, you could speak with Ana and skip my advice all together! “SLAP!”

If all else fails, here is a little something to give Ana for a wake up call, “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Karma