Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: ew, Submitted 4/23/08

Answer from Rhonda Reality
Sarah Good Editor and Chief at: CosmicPsychic.com

Question (complete): well i am back from iraq i have been back for six months my question is i still love my wife do u still see her returning soon or not if so will she stay.

Answer:
Welcome home, ew. Many of us here at Psychic Bitch have said our prayers for you, and we are very happy to hear you are stateside, safe and sound.

I see a new man in her life, ew. In fact, I see 2 other men in her life. No, she’s not coming back. I know your heart is broken, but to be blunt… Do you really want her back? If she were to come back, she’d do it again.

You’ve been through enough turmoil over the past few years to last many lifetimes. You don’t need another battle at home. I’d like to say I see a new woman coming into your life, but you aren’t ready yet. I do see you and your wife fighting, and finally talking again, so you will get closure (if that helps any).

I realize that you want to act on this situation and do something — anything. But, you are old enough and wise enough to understand that sometimes you have to “let go and let God.” There is nothing you can do to change her or the situation. Its time to heal.

Rhonda’s dose of reality: Trophy wives aren’t real. They may make you feel young and alive again, but they grow up and out grow you.

From: al, Submitted 4/1/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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AL,

Tell me, how is your life different than it was four days ago?

The Old Maid says other than being four days older, it will be the same as it was four days ago, and the same as it is now. “SLAP!!!”

Karma

From: bugged out, Submitted 4/7/08

Answer from Abbey Arachnid
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Question (complete): A couple of weeks ago, I was taking a bath and looked over in the mirror and saw a face of a person with dark hair. Can you tell me who it was or was I seeing things. It really bugged me out. I have also had toys going off and my daughter Aryel supposedly saw the faucet turn back on after she turned it off. Did that really happen and who was it? Thank you very much.

Answer:
Hello BuggedOut,

Yes it all really happened, but I don’t know who it is. Next time something happens…ask. You and your daughter are safe, however.

Abbey ^^O^^

“Animals are Angels in disguise.”

From: exoticfairy, Submitted 4/1/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): me and my fiancee has been together for almost 8years.we have talked about getting married.but havent yet.are we ever gonna get married?

Answer:
Exoticfairy,

Are you kidding me? 8 years without a commitment. You are every man’s dream, but only a comfort blanket to him. The one that does the cooking, laundry, dishes, cleaning, and most of all brings home the bacon. Did I mention his private sex slave?

The Old Maid says, get real my pretty, dump him and find a real partner in life. “SLAP!!!”

Karma

From: bill, Submitted 4/16/08

Answer from Pandora’s Poison
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All I see is you bottoming out right now. Some sort of trouble is coming your way so be prepared for it. I see home life troubles?? Down the road a bit, I do see financial rewards coming your way. You will be having a period of freedom and new choices use it wisely, or it will be gone in no time. So, to answer your question, down the road you will get better, but like I said don’t over spend and go wild with it. Learn to save a little to build a nest egg.

Pandora’s Poison

From: doomed, Submitted 3/31/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): I was given the soulmate crap but he disappeared from my life. It hurt – a lot for a long time. It still does! I am worried about him as a friend. Is he ok? Is there any hope for me and anyone in the future? I know what is wrong with me I guess I just liked this website and decided to give it a go.

Answer:
Doomed,

Doomed is right if you think you were anything more than an Internet toy to him. He has, is, and will have relationships with others. One of his many flings, who knows how to use a computer, moved in with him, and talking to you risks his sex life at home.

The Old Maid says to move back into the 20th century and find love the old fashion way, go to the club! It is easier to keep tabs on you fella that way.
“SLAP!!!” “SLAP” “SLAP”

Karma

From: cj, Submitted 3/26/08

Answer from Princess Paranoia
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Question (complete): Will i ever find someone who will be compatible to me, that i will settle down with and marry? How soon to be exact? And whats the condition between my first love and my recent ex boyfriend. What are their feelings toward me? And will who ever i marry have a healthy relationship and be wealthy as well?

Answer:
Hi CJ,

From what I counted you asked about 5 questions if you don’t count how many you tried to squeeze in the first sentence…but, other than trying to piss us off that way, I will try and take it easy on you and even answer a question OR two…anymore questions need answering are just a hop, skip and a click away @ Laven’s Lair…see the button to the left?

Yes, you will find someone compatible with you, in fact you’ll find many! But, please do not run off and marry the next compatible guy you meet….just because you may come into contact with 10 different (I’ll say the word again) compatible people does not make them RIGHT for you!!! It does NOT make them your soul mate either…keep that in mind, ok?

I do see marriage in your future, but wait!!! What’s the rush??? You’re so young! Thankfully I do not know the EXACT day and time for you because trust me, that would ruin a lot of fun and surprise for you when it did happen, it really bugs me when people want to blow the good, fun surprises out of their future! But, what I do get is a 2 from my Spirit Guide right now. From what I divine, I see 2 years… and I do hope you wait AT LEAST that long!

No more questions for you…I’m suddenly irritated because the last 3 questions you chose for yourself to ask (still, when you are to only ask us 1) was “the condition of your first love & ex-boyfriend and their feelings about YOU” …and then without a breath of air you needed to know if future the Mr. Lucky is going to be rich enough for you.

Slow down with searching for a husband and search the inside of YOU first, ok? Find out what CJ really wants/needs in her life first before anything else, that way your “next” doesn’t become an “ex” so fast.

Good Luck.

The Princess Has Spoken…

From: Rum, Submitted 3/31/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): I NEED to know if the person i’m in love with loves me back or cares about me romantically in any way?

Answer:
Rum,

Does he take you places in public, introduce you to friends and family, walk with pride with you? does his eyes shine when he looks at you?

The Old Maid says you wouldn’t have to ask this question if any of these things were true. “SLAP!” “SLAP!” “SLAP!”

Karma

From: SAD, Submitted 4/8/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Question (complete): I want to know was I the one who ruined the relationship for Michael to leave me. Im confused if he is ever going to come back? I love this man with a passion and I dont see myself with any other guy. He is my world and Im just not happy right now because he isnt around.

Answer:
It takes two to tango. Basically you both ruined the relationship for each other. Do not take on any of Michael’s part in this.

He is too hardheaded to come back on his own. Please contact me at my website for a private reading, so we can really see what is going on. And if anything can be done to bring him back. A little witchcraft goes a long way!

From: jhenel97, Submitted 3/31/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): Rod and I have been dating for over a year now and we have had our ups and down. Lately I checked his voicemail and he had 2 different females leaving messages. He says it’s nothing with the other females. Is he cheating or does he really love me like he says? Is this relationship salvageable and if so what can I do to fix it? PLEASE HELP, I am so in love with him I don’t know what to do.

Answer:
Jhenel,

Healthy relationships must have ups and downs. So your relationship must be healthy.

The Old Maid says, he has his ups and downs with the other two girls too, IN THE BEDROOM! “SLAP!”

Karma

From: darlene, Submitted 4/21/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (complete): I am currenntly in between jobs. I worked in another country for the past 6 years. There is a lot of indecision as to which direction I should take. I have not worked since August last year and I want to know what the future holds for me in terms of money and/or job. Should I remain in that previous situation (working in that other country) or should I come back home. There has been a lot of coontroversy concerning my past annd current situation. I want to make the right decision. Please help.

Click the Player to listen to Bitching Blaze’s Answer

Darlene, I can see that patience is not your virtue, but I also see that your wish is coming true. Which place are you really wishing for, the other country or home?

The Mars-Jupiter opposition that peaked yesterday (you can read my daily astrology to check my forecast) lined up on 2 power points in your natal chart, your mid-heaven and your nadir. These power points rule (guess what?) your home and career. Mars is a fast planet, and he will be past your mid-heaven by Sunday, but Jupiter will take a little longer (June 22). Mars is our energy, and Jupiter is our optimism. They are probably motivating your whole debate about your job.

There may be some confusion, and you may doubt your decision until the end of the year, but trust me, you are going to make the right decision. The money may not be as good in your future, but there is a lot to be said for job satisfaction and a happy home. My intuition is telling me that the old job is about to fall apart. The company you worked for is have some major difficulties, and it may go bankrupt.

Your natal Sun is at 29 degrees Sagittarius, and Pluto is about to make his second pass (retrograde) across your Sun. Pluto may drain your energy at this time, or he may cause you to overreact to situations that would not have bothered you in the past. Also, people with planets at 29 or 0 degrees are heroes, and you may find yourself in a situation where you are rescuing someone. Whenever dealing with a Pluto aspect, be gentle with yourself, and take time to think before you act.

By then end of this year, Pluto will be finished crossing your natal Sun, and Jupiter will be firmly planted in your fourth house of home and family. The next 8 months may bring up some stressful issues, and you may have plenty of doubts, but hang in there, darlene, you will be at a much better place as 2009 begins.
BB

From: Lynn14, Submitted 3/30/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Lynn,

He is not full of bull*@$%, horse *@$% maybe.

The Old maid says do not give in to having sex with him. Within two weeks you will have your answer. “SLAP!”

Karma

From: Therose76, Submitted 3/29/08

Answer from Rhonda Reality
Sarah Good Editor and Chief at: CosmicPsychic.com

Question (complete): Hello ladys many thanks for all that you do to help us out here “and for free” I dont know how you do it. Many thanks… I hope that someone can give me some insite into my life. I have felt that I have been lost forever. I just want to know where and what my path is in this World. My Mother practiced in black magic and I have always felt that this has been over me blocking my true potential. I dont want to whine anymore about poor me I just want to get on with it but I have no idea what road to go down. I want to do what is right for my family and myself. Is this even possible or am I just being a fool. My sit and wait attitude has gotten me nowhere… no surprise there but I just dont know what to do. Everything seems to be falling apart around me. I just cant seem to hold it all together anymore. This has led me to believe I am not doing what I should be doing. Duh!!! Ok I get it but what the hell should I be doing???? Thanks for any and input ladys.. Much Thanks….

Answer:
First thing, Therose, you are way too old for the parent bashing stuff. You have been an adult longer than you were a child. You’ve had enough time to get past that stuff. My mother practiced spell casting the whole time I was growing up, but I don’t think it was harmful. In fact, my mother’s “superstitions” brought me to my present career.

You have no idea what road to go down, because you don’t want to look. “What if I make the ‘wrong’ decision?” “I’d rather do nothing than make a mistake.” For bitches sake, Therose, do something even if its wrong!  Mistakes are not sins.

Look, you were born with psychic abilities, you contacted a psychic web site, your mother believed in powers beyond our senses, and yet you don’t know what to do! You are going through an awakening right now. You can feel these new urges stirring your blood. Listen to your inner voice, and you will know what to do.

Rhonda’s dose of reality: Sometimes God bounces me around like a pinball, but luckily for me, God is a very good pinball player.

From: aly, Submitted 3/30/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Aly,

Why would you even think of having him back? He will always go to other pastures to frolic. “SLAP!”

The Old Maid says, date around and if you can’t find what you seek, try a gay bar or two.

Karma