Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From:  amp, Submitted 2/22/08

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Asking if you are going to win the lottery in the same line you inquired about your sister’s death shows a extreme lack of genuine concern on your part with respect to your sister.

What? You didn’t think there was anything wrong with throwing that question in regarding the lottery? Couldn’t ask that separately? Too anxious to get your greedy little hands on some quick cash?

Thinking that the lottery will resolve anything … REALLY?

Well it won’t! Not on any level.

Regarding your sister’s death … I do not foresee any information coming out at this particular time.

And by the way Amp dearest … in answer to your lottery question …

NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN THE BIG LOTTERY!

Hillary
Bitch Goddess Extraordinaire

From:  littled, Submitted 2/24/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Do you know how sick that question sounds?

First of all, he is under 18. I am not going to talk about him, or his situation. I’m not sure its legal.

Second of all, if you even have the slightest inclination there is incest going on (which is obvious you do, or you wouldn’t be asking), RUN LIKE HELL.

Littled, you might be young, but you are not stupid. Trust your instincts. You don’t want to get involved in that situation… PERIOD.

There are new beginnings in love just around the corner for you, so KEEP MOVING.

From:  ColorsGlow, Submitted 1/30/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Question (continued):  ,a mate would be nice as its taken me 9yrs to want to hook with anyone, Thank you Betty

Answer:  Hi Colorsglow,

You have a lot going on here that is a concern to you and have been a problem for you in the past: personal stability, prosperity, love, and I also suspect matters that you have not mentioned. I can help you with all of the above, but in all reality and honesty, nothing will be resolved overnight. You can have it all but it will take work. Please see me for a private consultation at your earliest convenience.

Hope to hear from you soon!

From:  baby girl, Submitted 2/24/08

Answer from Rhonda Reality
Sarah Good Editor and Chief at: CosmicPsychic.com

Because he is under 18 and YOU are the older woman… Much Older!

I tell clients that once you are both over 30, age really doesn’t matter, but Jaimen isn’t even 20 yet! Are you that immature, baby girl? Do you want to go back to high school?

And… If you don’t stop your obsessive behavior, I predict that by Memorial Day there will be legal charges against you. Even if he is old enough to give consent, his family will get a protective order so you cannot call or come within a certain distance of them.

Rhonda’s dose of reality: You can write to me from jail.

From:  lilshawtty, Submitted 1/28/08

Answer from Princess Paranoia
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Question (continued):  me but i’m awake noone is there, and about a week before my cousin died i kept seeing this teenager he was dead and he died of head trama and thats exactly how my cousin died .MY QUESTION IS WHAT IS GOING ON AM I PSYCHODIC LIKE MY PSYCHATRIST SAID OR WHAT? very confusing

Answer:  Dear Lilshawtty,

One thing is for sure, if your psychiatrist is really telling you that you that kind of stuff and has not “put you away” or referred you elsewhere or helped you any further then I want you to seriously think about stop seeing this person!!!

I understand that I don’t know the whole story, but this concerns me…I’d like to know more and I am sure I can help you…what you speak of (that does not make you crazy, by the way) I am rather good at dealing with…it sounds like two different issues totally.

One may be a dark/negative spirit has latched on to you for some reason, and we need to get it off of you for good so you can be at ease. Two is you might actually be developing your own bit of psychic ability…I’d be interested in knowing if anything else has happened? Sometimes a traumatic event springs psychic awareness to life.

Please feel free to contact me anytime with these details, I’d like to help you! I’m sure I have many things listed at my website and not listed on my website that could benefit you right now. Click on the link posted to the side of this message: Laven’s Lair

Good Luck and hope to hear from you soon!

The Princess Has Spoken…

From: madhuir, Submitted 2/19/08

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
Hillary Holocaust Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Question (continued): … I´m waiting for him, to tell me about his feelings, but he keeps me very confused.I’m very shy, and been alone for a long time, really scare about relationships (very bad emmotional past, since childhood)and feeling sick about it. I really want to have a family, will this guy be the right choice?

Answer:  Madhuir, are you certain this “man” isn’t really a woman, and that woman isn’t Hillary?

I have received the countless emails you have sent me privately. I answered you. My answer HAS NOT CHANGED!

But to ensure that you have gotten the answer THIS TIME … and as a matter of public record I will answer you this one last time.

And I do mean THIS is my LAST TIME!

He is NOT interested in you. End of Story!

My suggestion is that you check into some local retreat and spend some quality time with a qualified therapist! Get your own sorry ass life back on the mend and learn what it means to LOVE YOUR SELF before attemtping any type of outside relationship.

To Sum it all up for you Mad … GET SOME DAMN HELP!

And most importantly … STOP STALKING ME!!!

Coming to you from the Far Regions of the Omni-Bitch-A-Verse ….

Hillary Holocaust
Bitch Goddess Extraordinaire

From: Renee, Submitted 1/23/08

Answer from Abbey Arachnid
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Question (continued): … I didn’t feel like he treated me very well, and told him as much. Perhaps, my emotional baggage from past failed relationships made him react the way that he did towards me. I tried to cut things off two other times, offering just a friendship on one occasion. But he still treated me the same. I decided the beginning of this year to just walk away without saying anything. It has been three weeks this Friday, since we have talked. I just wonder if I will ever hear from him again, and if we will at the least be friends or maybe something more.

Answer:  Let me try to get this straight, Renee…You have ended this association a couple of times because he treated you badly, but went back to him for who knows what reasons? Recently you decided to walk away a third time without telling him it was over? Now you want to know if he’ll be BACK in your life as a friend or something more? Are you kidding me?

You know “walking away without saying anything” was nothing more than a passive-aggressive move on your part to get his attention. Don’t fib, you know it was. Having said that, and considering his treatment of you in the past, maybe the pair of you deserve each other?

Aside from that, your question cannot be answered because the outcome relies solely on your choices. Do you WANT this man OUT of your life? In your life? As a lover? Husband? Fling? Friend? Make a freaking decision and stick with it!

Wishing you decision-making capabilities,
Abbey ^^O^^

From: chilidawgs, Submitted 1/30/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Dear Chilidawgs,

I need Rodney’s birthday, place of birth and current location to tune into him as best as possible. Please resubmit your question and ask it to be submitted to me so I can answer you ASAP.
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Comment from the Omniscient Anonymous Boss:
Chilidawgs, you can just leave the information Angelina needs in the comments, and I will make sure that Angelina gets your message. It will be much quicker than waiting for her to answer your question, and then waiting for me to get it posted. You can e-mail any private information to Angelina through our Contact Page. Just click on the “comments” link just below this text and leave a comment.

From: YALDA, Submitted 2/19/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (continued): … I got into a relationship right after which I am still currently in,I still miss. still miss my exboyfriend a lot,I dont know why,he never tells me he loves me,he is married now,we still talk occasionally and he says that he misses me,I want to stop talking to him,but he says he still cares about me,does he still love me and should I stop talking to him?

Yalda,

Did you read any of my answers before you requested me to do your reading? I’m an astrologer, and you’ve totally disabled the astrology side of my reading. You only gave me your partner’s full name, not his birth date. Numerologists use full names not astrologers (as mentioned on the question form that you filled out). And, you gave me your full birth date and birth time, but you did not give me the city you were born in, only the country. I cannot calculate the latitude and longitude of a whole country. I don’t know how I can help you, Yalda.

Please DO NOT write back to me with this information, because many people are waiting for their first free reading, and I am not going to do 2 for you. I only do one reading a week (unless the boss asks me for more), and you are the one for this week. So, here goes…

Your Sun is in Pisces with a square to Neptune, you have trouble seeing reality. Listen to your girlfriends when it comes to decisions about relationships. They have a much clearer perspective than you do. Also your natal Moon is in Aries, so you love to start a new relationship, but you are not so good at closure when a relationship ends. And, your natal Mars in Libra is your leading planet, so relationships are a very big deal to you, and you are ready to fight for your lover.

Yalda, what about your present partner? You are asking about an ex who now married to someone else, but you have told me nothing about the current man you have been with for the past 5 years. Who the hell do you think you are? Are you just using this man until you can patch things up with the ex? What about your ex’s marriage? Do you have no respect at all? He is MARRIED, and he does not tell you that he loves you. He has not asked you to have sex with him on the side. He tells you he cares, but a lot of us still care about our ex’s, that doesn’t mean we want them back. We just wish them well.

Watch out! Bad Karma is going to come back an bite you on the ass. You may find yourself single with no one soon. Your present partner is going to figure out what you are up to. Good-luck.
BB

From: PORKCHOP, Submitted 1/23/08

Question (continued): … JUST NOT EVEN FUNNY IVE TRIED TO END MY LIFE NUMEROUS TIMES IN NUMEROUS WAYS AND I JUST I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT ANYTIME I START TO FEEL GOOD AND HAPPY ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW DROP MY GUARD BAM KNIFE IN THE BACK OR THE RUG GETS PULLED OUT FROM UNDER ME ….I MEAN I REALLY MUST BE THE BIGGEST LOSER IN THE UNIVERSE CUZ I JUST CANT DO ANYTHING OR GET ANYTHING TO COME MY WAY..I CANT EVEN FIND REST WHEN I SLEEP IF I SLEEP…ANY HELP YOU CAN OFFER ME WOULD BE GUINUINLLY APPRECIATED……THANK YOU

Answer from Abbey Arachnid
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Hello PorkChop,

You gotta stop this, right here and right now.

You are going to continue to get exactly what you expect: bad luck, knives, rugs, nightmares and the whole lot. That is Universal law. Hell, even if good things happen, you don’t enjoy them because you’re waiting for the next bomb to drop! Stop it.

There is no life on this earth that is completely full of happiness or completely full of sorrow…that’s impossible. Yet you see only woe in your existence. Stop it.

You are responsible for how you feel and react to what is going on around you, yet you blame everything and everyone else for your current state of emotions. Stop it.

Also, stop: dwelling on the past, feeling guilty, being mean to yourself and creating internal drama.

Get up, dust yourself off and make a commitment to change how you feel. Seek counseling, someone you vibe with, to explore tools you can use to accomplish this transformation. It all starts with you and the decisions you make today. You can do this, PorkChop. I have faith in you.

Wishing you change,
Abbey ^^O^^

From: PBH, Submitted 2/4/08

Question (continued): … any positive change in the near future in 2008..any new girl coming to my life? any new career path??thank you

Answer from Pandora’s Poison
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Well, if you are tired of writing, why did you write this time?? For one, we do NOT answer or get to everyone’s questions. We are very busy and have clients who really deserve our help, and your snotty request does not turn any of us on to answering you. But I will this time. To keep your answer very simple. Here we go.. Stop being suck a jerk. For one, you are causing all your problems of depression. You are chasing away what might be girls in your life with your attitude. Your love life sucks because of you. Change your attitude and you might just find the girl of your dreams. I do not see any woman or your depression going away soon. Till you get help.

Pandora’s Poison

From: KB, Submitted 1/30/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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Dear KB,

He won’t give you a chance because he thinks he’s God’s gift to women and better than everyone else. Move on and give him the same treatment he gives you.

Please contact me for a private reading so we can see what we can do to help you attract a more suitable and kindhearted mate.

From: Tricia, Submitted 2/17/08

Question (continued): … if it is just my insecurities getting the best of me. My boyfriend has been in jail for over 4 and a half months and i’m kinda iffy on whether or not I should stay with him because of not being able to trust him. Anyway, I had a dream that I was at a family members house and he had just gotten out of jail. And his ex showed up at the house. And I asked him why was she there, and he told me he had just wanted to see her because he had been in jail for so long. And I say to him in the dream, I told u that if you talk to her or snuck behind my back again you can take your shit, and get out of my house. After that he says, we’re just friends, and you won’t make me leave, you’ll just do the same thing you did before and let me stay. Then I say, you don’t think i’m serious? we’re done, get your shit and get out of my house! He says, No! We’re just friends, I wanna be with you. I say well i’m leaving and when I come back, she better be gone. Then I leave and come back, and I walk up to the house and walk in and I see them sitting really close to each other, and when he sees me, he scoots away from her. And I woke up. And just sat and thought about it. It’s driving me crazy to what this dream means. Do you think this could be from my insecurities, or is this my conscience telling me to ditch his ass? Please help!!!

Answer from Rhonda Reality
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Hi Tricia,

I think its time for someone new, honey. Your dream is telling you that your present guy is not the right man for you. Your insecurities are not bad, they are telling you that something is wrong.

I see 2 men in your life. One in your present and one in your future. The present guy seems to have some sort of obsession with work. Either he doesn’t want to work, or he works all the time. But, he never seems to have enough money. I hope this obsession doesn’t drive him back to criminal behavior.

The man in your future is someone unique, and he likes to have fun. And, deep down inside, Tricia, you know he is coming. Your psychic abilities are communicating with your subconscious. Its nice to read for someone who has a positive outcome, and no fighting and no abuse.

I’m not sure if the next guy is the guy you will marry. You are still very young, but he is the next step in your life. You will have good luck when it comes to marriage. If you should ever end up in a divorce, you and your ex will still be friends.

Rhonda’s dose of reality: Trust your instincts. They are right on target.

From: Check, Submitted 1/21/08

Question (continued): … This is the fifth time we have split up. I never wanted us to split up. But every time till now we got back together. I feel as if its good bye for the last time. The break up is based on a lot of fights. But the one is the one that did it. On the seventh of January we had one of our fights. It was getting pretty ugly. So before we got violent I decided it was time for me to leave. I told her I was leaving and I would be back the next day for my things. I have told her this before but never did. So I left and went and got drunk with my sister and brother in law. I really don’t remember that night because I blacked out. I do remember the next day my mom calling me because Amy had called her. Amy wanted me to get my things out of the back yard where she put it. An hour later I was loading the truck with my things. She came out while I was there. But I still wasn’t ready to talk. I did tell her I wasn’t leaving her I just thought we should spend a fey days apart to cool off. On the ninth of January I called her to say I was sorry and ready to talk. By then it was to late. She was with somebody else and was done. That was the heart breaker. I hope this is not the end that I feel. All I really want to know is there hope or is this good bye forever.ion is for Abby

Answer from Abbey Arachnid
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Hello Check,

The two of you have this draw toward eachother that is mostly unhealthy. It keeps both of you trapped in this cycle of break-up, get back together, break-up, get back together and on to infinity.

To answer your question…no it’s not the end…but it should be. Both of you need to get right with yourself and you cannot do it as a couple before it could ever work.

Sometimes I feel as though I am talking to walls…something like this:

“hello, wall!!! yea…you’re the only one listening. People aren’t interested in happiness, are they? They’re interested in holding onto what is familiar because the unknown is scary. They can call it love, but that’s not really what it is, is it? It’s more like beating your head against the same brick wall over and over again (no offense). That’s not love, that’s habit. Anyway, thanks for listening, wall. I can always count on you.”

Wishing you pads on your brick wall, Check.

Abbey ^^O^^

“Animals are angels in disguise”