The wage of apathy is Hell
Thursday, March 17th, 2005Okay, folks. I’ve heard grumblings from some people that they may want to sell out and give up. The Heretik was only joking, but it did make me think that I’d better trot out my orientation to hell for you all. Throwing up your hands and giving up, shrugging things off–that’s fine. We evildoers love apathy. I’m happy to welcome more souls to my realm. However, unlike my doddering old boss, I’m a sporting evildoer, and give you a little taste of what to expect during your permanent stay in Hades.
We like to keep things simple in hell, but what with all the hype about the place, we’re under some pressure. People get there and they’re so disappointed. They’re all, “What? No sex, drugs, and rock and roll? No flames or sulfur? No nightclubs or spinning heads? No cool goth like sets?”
Sorry. No.
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