From: bubbles, Submitted 7/14/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (complete): My question is for Karma. I would like to know if my workers comp case will settle soon? I can’t pay my bills. The mortgage is 4 months behind, the credit card companies are threatening to have a sherriff sale and I just ran out of fuel oil yesterday. I am slipping into a depression now. I feel bad for my children too. They see that I am sad so then they feel the same. I have tried applying for over 50 nursing jobs but conveniently none of them are hiring. I can’t take a minimum wage job or I will be worse than what I am now. I hate to beg but Karma (or anyone willing to answer my question)could you please help me? Thank you soooooo much in advance

Answer:
Bubbles,

Workman’s comp cases are a little boring unless you work in a strip bar, so judges are reluctant to hear them.

Companies draw them out hoping to catch you working, because you need to eat. There are a lot of private investi”gators” that will help the money. You see, if they can draw it out long enough, you will either give up, run out of money to fight them, or you will die before you get a dime. They on the other hand have all the money in the world to fight you or get postponements. Companies live for ever.

You need to find a compassionate lawyer (good luck on this one) that understands your situation and can get the process going. Once you do, you will win.

Hang in there my pretty.

Karma

From: aa, Submitted 6/29/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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From:Gregg, Submitted 6/20/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (continued): Ifeel either that I was someone very famous or powerful.

Answer:
Greg,

Be mindful as you seek out your past lives that there may be things there that you would rather not know and then too, that while we would all like to know that we were great people in the past, the truth is that many more of us have led mundane lives than not. There are of course multiple lives for most of us while some of us are brand new.

That you are asking this question in this way leads me to believe that you are a young soul. Young souls do not begin in astute positions and on the other side of that, few enlightened souls choose wealth and power. The exception to this is the Buddha, who was born to wealth but walked away from it having realized that power coming with wealth is a temptation to corruption.

The best way to connect to your past lives is to seek out a respected hypnotherapist in your area and schedule a past life regression.

Love and Light
Owl

From: inote, Submitted 7/12/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Inote,

Cheating you at cards? Percent of his money he is suppose give to you? Or perhaps, he is cheating on you by taking some of your fries before he sits down?

I am going to guess, oh I don’t know, maybe with another man? You could have given a little more information. That would have surely helped me give you an answer.

There are two sure, tell tale signs that will give it away. If he no longer desires sex from you, or the sex is getting so good you catch yourself smiling in the middle of the day for no reason.

You know, you could just ask him. If he is not cheating he will say so! “SLAP!”

Now a question for you: Who in their right mind would want him? “SLAP!”

Karma

From: S.G, Submitted 7/1/08

Answer from Bitch in Pink
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S.G, you are going to wind up involved in an intimate relationship with someone you already know within four time frame-four weeks or four months.

From: Lori, Submitted 7/10/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): I know he’s not happy.

Answer:
Lori,

Why would he come back since he left you? “SLAP!” We ladies leave a man for a lot of reasons and don’t understand it when a man leaves us. Ladies listen up. Men leave us for sex and won’t leave until they have it. So why would you think he wants to come back? HE IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!

When someone asks him how’s Lori doing? His reply is “Lori who?” “SLAP!”

Karma

From: Kathy M, Submitted 6/15/08

Answer from Pandora’s Poison
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Question (continued): and just talk to me civilized when he gets mad at me or can’t find something?

Answer:
Wow

you must be deaf to his screams !!!!!! When you wise up and get rid of the ass, then he will stop screaming. You must like to be screamed at, or you would have put a stop to it and moved on. To answer your question HE WILL NEVER STOP!! Its your choice, and I hope you make the right one.

Pandora’s Poison

From: mike, Submitted 7/13/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Mike,

Try Viagra for starters. If that don’t do it, remember you won’t go blind! “SLAP!”

Karma

From: AMW, Submitted 6/21/08

Answer from Hillary Holocaust
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Question (continued): Do I have a chance at all with being together with Cristian or should I move on?

Answer:
Let me ask you something A, dear … if he left his wife for you … what makes you think and/or believe he would be faithful to YOU?

Are you going to sit there and honestly say there aren’t enough SINGLE men out there? Too much competition for you sweet cheeks? Is that what it is?

You need to not just move on … but you need to find yourself a good therapist and find out why you have these issues.

It has been this bitch’s experience that whenever someone sets their sights on someone else’s significant other it means they have some self worth issues … not to mention commitment issues out the wazoooo. And that is just for starters!

Get some serious professional help, A, and stay AWAY from the Married folk! They have enough to deal with without some one like you coming in and adding to the bullshit!

AND FOR ALL THE REST OF YOU … HERE’S A LITTLE MESSAGE FROM HILLARY HOLOCAUST

Any man or woman who leaves their significant other for greener pastures just because they are currently unhappy or dissatisfied in that particular moment and thinks picking up and hauling ass to the next available piece of ass should check themselves into some professional therapy as well.

This throw away society has done nothing but screw a lot of people up. And it’s high time it stops!

A REAL relationship takes work! A lot of HARD ball busting work!

COMMITMENT! It ain’t for Sissies!

If you ain’t got the balls or the back bone to put forth the effort to make it work and make it stick … THEN DON’T GET INVOLVED!

Yea! The Bitch is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

From The Omni-Bitch-A-Verse

I am …

Hillary Holocaust

From: Carrick, Submitted 7/11/08

Answer from Brazen Owl
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Question (continued): I no longer feel a connection with my friends. I suddenly feel awkward whenever we are in a room together. I hate my job, but I don’t know which direction to go in to make a change. I have always dreamed of being a writer and yet it’s one of my greatest fears. I love my husband and yet lately I have been thinking about past relationships. One in particular has always made me wonder what his true feelings toward me were and are and why things ended as they did. I’m also I afraid I will never be able to have children, but I know you won’t answer questions about that so I won’t ask. If you could give me any insight into these things, I would be grateful.

Answer:
Carrick,
When things spiral out for us there are generally two reasons. The first is physically hormonal. As any woman ages, her body changes periodically, and this in turn changes our hormonal reaction, which again in turn changes our perceptions. The second reason is Saturn. I see that you are creeping up on your 30th birthday. Around the age of 30, many of us experience the return of Saturn to our birth chart, and Saturn brings a reawakening for us. As you approach this shift, the best thing you can do is not so much to seek readings but more to seek out healing. I am a Reiki practitioner, and the reason I follow this path is because I have found it to be the most effective healing path, but of course there are many other healing paths that you can explore.

In any case, you should know that anyone that is not conducive to your ultimate healing will be taken from your life. Don’t view these as losses but doors opening for new and better things to come in. (Don’t read that as divorce as that is not what I am saying here.)

I do recommend healing within yourself, as you are going to be in for quite a change.

Blessings
Owl
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From: michi, Submitted 7/10/08

Answer from Bitching Blaze
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Question (complete): Hi, I’ve been separated for 2 1/2 years from my husband but still not over the cheating so and so, we have 2 small boys and a pretty good relationship and connection, but I feel like my life is on hold. Money is soooo tight and business has ground to a halt. Met a new guy, and we get on so well by telephone but it feels wrong when we’re together at my home. I don’t know if this is because I’m keeping him out or trying subconciously to get rid of him because of my blurgh!!! mood, or if he’s just not even worth being around. Or maybe I’m just not worth being around. Any ideas? xxx

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Michi, are you aware that there is going to be an eclipse on your birthday? Eclipses mean changes, and when an eclipse is conjunct your natal Sun, it usually means big changes for you.

You have already answered your question. You are just not over your husband’s cheating. You are mourning the loss of your husband. Even if he didn’t die, you still have to mourn your losses. Mourning is a process, not an event. You are to the point where you are lonely and want a partner in your life, but you’re not ready yet. A divorce would help a lot to finalize this process.

You have an opposition between your natal Neptune and your natal Moon. This can bring delusions when it comes to love. Your ex probably took advantage of your natural confusion, and was able to hide his affairs from you. Your natal Sun is at a T-square to this opposition, and the eclipse on your birthday will amplify this natural T-square 10 times. You are going to be ready for a new beginning and a new perspective towards love. Also, your natal Sun is in your 10th house of career, so this eclipse should energize business. You may come up with some new ideas to make money.

Michi, get the divorce and move forward one step at a time. Be patient with yourself, and you will find a much better quality partner.
BB

From: inote, Submitted 7/12/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): I want to know when will I meet the one, where, and what he’ll look like?

Answer:
Inote,

See if my answer matches any of your other answers. I think not. but first you need to know it’s not nice to keep asking the same question until you get the answer you want. “SLAP!”

Where I am from, we go to the bank and get all the “ones” we want. I bet you would never guess, but he looks like George Washington. “Slap”

Karma

From: inote, Submitted 7/17/08

Answer from The Omniscient Anonymous Boss

Question (complete): husband I have had a rocky tumultuos marriage and is finally at an end just recently signing papers. Before that I had sent questions beginning from May and resent it, reworded recently. But now that it has ended, my feelings had faded for him so I asked about a guy at work. I felt that it was inappropriate to be called a slut, a hoe, etc. “Names for girls like me” as said and honestly, those names are degrading. With all due respect, if this is how you choose to earn business, I’d prefer to have my identity deleted as well as my question. It was really rude, even for a “psychic bitch.” Would you do me a favor and delete it?

Answer:
Inote, do you remember checking a box when you submitted each of your questions that says, “I agree with Terms and Conditions?” Did you read our terms and conditions?

Did you read the part that said:

“You grant psychicbitch.com the right to use or reference your submitted name and question on the site and elsewhere to promote the site without your consent or compensation to you.”

We are very careful about privacy. The only information that is used in your answer is your nickname and the question you submitted. All the private information submitted is kept private.

I am very careful about the language used here at PsychicBitch.com. We will not use any words that you don’t hear on The Simpsons. “Slut” and “hoe” are acceptable words on daytime TV, and they are acceptable here.

Had you contacted me before your answer had been posted, I would have happily deleted your question, but not now!

If you write in and ask if your partner is cheating, and on the same day (in the same hour) you submit another question asking about a guy you have a crush on, then expect to get called a slut! That’s our motto!

You just don’t like the answer, and you want it deleted … NO!
OAB

PS. Just to let you know, Karma answered all three of your questions. There are 2 more yet to come.

From: L.R., Submitted 6/29/08

Answer from Bitch from Hell
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Question (complete): My boyfriend, whom I have lived with for almost 2 yrs., has an ex wife who is manipulative, jealous, controlling, etc. She is telling him she still has feelings for him and she uses her children to put guilt trips on him. He tells me not to worry that he’ll never go back to her, that he’s happy w/me. I still worry, and I wonder if there is anything I can do,(magickly speaking)to get her to back off and move on. She is one of those bible thumpers, and is a hypocrite. She told him he and I should get married so she can move on, but we’re not ready yet. Can you please tell me what will happen, will she find someone else? I don’t think she truely loves him, she just wants him because he’s happy now and I have him. Will he and I stay together?

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From: inote, Submitted 7/12/08

Answer from Karma’s Venom
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Question (continued): and got caught into infatuation. Do you believe he likes me or finds me attractive? I don’t have his information as we haven’t gotten into detail about it yet and I’m also too shy.

Answer:
Inote,

You now ask about a fella at work, and in another question you submitted that I did not choose to answer you asked, “Is he cheating on me?” “SLAP!” I HOPE HE IS!. “SLAP!”

Let me get this straight, you don’t want him to cheat, but you want to cheat and think it is okay? “SLAP!” We have names for girls like you! And I am not about to print Ho, tramp or slut on this site! “SLAP!!!”

Karma

From: Faneshwari, Submitted 6/28/08

Answer from Angelina Diabla
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