Psychic Bitches Answer Your Questions

From: SLB, Submitted 2009-06-08 10:31:24

Question (complete): Will he marry me?

Answer:
Hi SLB,

He has commitment issues that he developed way before he ever met YOU. He hides behind his practicality and methodical ways but it is an excuse for commitment phobia. But all is not lost. There are magic spells we can do to bring him around. You are good for him and he does care for you but he is too hardheaded to allow himself to see that you will eventually get bored of waiting. Please book an appt with me for a private reading so we can see what we can do to make him come to his senses. Talk soon!

From: TeriAnn, Submitted 2009-06-11 16:29:17

Question (complete): who is my sprirt guide? i have night terrors waking up out of dreams and still seeing things coming out of the walls or in my room. i built this house myself with help of others. i have social anxiety with panic disorder im in theropy and on pills to stay relaxed

Answer:
TeriAnn

You need to get yourself sorted out first
However the way you came into this world
Keep on with your therapy and try some yoga
Create peace in your mind
When you have done this..
Then i will tell you. Your spirit guide

Peace Viper.

From: ktr, Submitted 2009-06-14 11:31:30

Question (complete): When will we be married? Will we live in my house, his house, or get a new place together?

Answer:
How many times are you going to submit this question and variations of it? If its all that urgent for you to know when you are getting married, contact one of the psychics here and PAY for a reading! You’ll get a response right away! Otherwise, as it says, it may take five weeks for one of us to answer and for it to be published. Submitting the same BORING question over and over again is just going to piss us off and irritate us!

You smack of desperation and neediness. When will you get married? NEVER if you pester him about it like you are pestering us! Try enjoying the relationship you have right now! Insecurity is a turn off to most men and they run for the hills when they are presented with a clinging vine personality. The same way psychics run for the hills when they are presented with a psychic vampire that is too cheap to pay for a reading but wants an answer RIGHT NOW!

From: gmd, Submitted 2009-06-10 21:12:01

Question (complete): This connection seems to be a karmic one with a very strong lesson attached to it …what are the next events/phases of this story going to include

Answer:
gmd

Your not meant to know just yet
And im not about to tell you…
Live it… and learn

Viper

From: byron, Submitted 2009-06-08 22:00:47

Question (complete): will pam marry me ? is she seeing someone else?

Answer:
Shouldn’t the FIRST question be is she seeing someone else? Honey I don’t see you are her one and only here. A threesome could be amazing when all the participants are willing… or at least knowledgeable of getting spanked into submission *wink*

From: blue bird, Submitted 2009-06-17 20:18:44

Question (complete): who do you see as my soulmate?

Answer:
Blue Bird,

Why Blue Bird, you are very fortunate, you have two, Twitter and Garfield. I’d be very weary of the second one if I were you. “SLAP!”

Karma

From: brico, Submitted 2009-06-05 22:49:56

Question (complete): what is the purpose of my life?

Answer:
Spirit is telling me you cannot have a purpose when you are always on the defensive. All I see is trouble. With your life it has no easy answers to your question. I feel you are a troubled man that over indulges in food that makes you gain weight. You are feeling lonely and isolated, impulsive and very opinionated, you have poor judgment, likes to overspend, you also like to take advantage of others. You are always ready to argue. To answer your question your purpose is self destruction because you are emotionally immature.. In other words

GROW UP !! Then your life will have a meaning..

Pandora’s Poison

From: matt, Submitted 2009-06-10 07:11:13

Question (complete): Anything yuo can tell me

Answer:
Fellow Aussie Matt..

You mean besides the fact that you are a skeptic
and throw in smart ass as well..
Ask a proper question
You never know you might get a proper answer
No one is safe from the psychic bitches
Not even you lol

Viperangel

From: Sam, Submitted 2009-06-17 11:55:48

Question (complete): will i find love

Answer:
Sam,

You will most certainly find love, in the yellow pages under “escorts” “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!

Karma

From: slgs, Submitted 2009-06-09 20:02:43

Question (complete): Will the path I am preparing to go down be what I am searching for and will I sucee?

Answer:
Slugs,

If it is the path to the outhouse you seek, it is. I strongly suggest you run on your new found path for it is a long one! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

I do hope you are successful for the next trotter’s sake!

Karma

From: Enadas, Submitted 2009-05-30 10:19:14

Question (complete): I’m seeking predictions

Answer:
Well let’s see Enadas, here are your predictions…..

Next week you are going to be going for a walk down the street, and a car is going to drive by you really fast and splash you with water from a puddle, thereby giving you your first shower you’ve had in a month.

In a month you are going to be again walking down the street and a bird is going to poop a big turd on your head.

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From: monique, Submitted 2009-06-06 15:02:41

Question (complete): me and the father of my child been together it made a year june 4 and i want to know if he is a sex offender and what do you see happening when we got to court and will he step up and take care of his daughter and do he have any other babies that i dont know about is my daughter the only one

Answer:
“Is he a sex offender,” is generally something you should ask before you get involved/have a child with him. Your state has a sex offender database. Since you put your state in the private info, I can’t post the link. Go to Google, type in the search area “Name of your state, sex offender database”. That will give you a link to get the information.

As to the rest of your run on sentence, I am not going to bother answering. Maybe if you resubmit it in the form of a question, someone will answer you. If you don’t know how to type in sentences, you can learn from any second grade English book.

While you’re at it, learn how to use a condom so you don’t have to ask for free psychic readings on whether or not your child’s father will take care of her.

From: Becky, Submitted 2009-06-07 04:01:25

Question (complete): Am I ever going to have a good man and a loving relationship?

Answer:
Becky…

Its not over for you..
The happiness you want
You will find in your early fifties

Peace
Viper

From: cindy, Submitted 2009-06-25 20:36:50

Question (complete): I have been in this relationship for about a year and a half, I am having my doubts about this man and if we are going to stay together. When we are together he shows no affection towards me. He says there is no one else and that he doesn’t want any one else. So why is he so cold towards me? Will this relationship ever get better or is it going to be a dead end?

Answer:
Cindy, Ahhhhh… The Cancer-Libra combination always turns out volatile and clingy. You don’t want to let go, and he just wants to be polite.

Why is he so cold? Because he has a secret. Is there someone else? He is hopeful.

He’s not happy with you, and he’s not going to stay in the long run. But, you make is so easy for him to hang around.

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